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Getting in the holiday spirit… 🎄🎅
Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas and anything but a silent night 😇
Anyone acting out the 12 days of Christmas, adult version?
Replace the pear with a peach. Two testicals, three French maids, or something like that!
Earn your spot on the naughty list!
How is this still on our BUCKET LIST?
Besties in the kitchen, this is gonna be delicious 🤤 and I’m sure the food will be great too 😳🍆 lucky lucky man!!
Farm women are so cute
The potatoes have eyes but it’s the farmer that’s always looking.
Why we’re Texans!
I'll be your kinky little sluttt
About a year ago I started suggesting to my wife that she should start selling feet pics to make some money. She resisted at first but eventually she opened up to the idea. She swore that she would go any further than that, but very quickly it moved to selling panties and then making custom videos and sexting and video chat. Within a few months she was willing to do anything for a few dollars. It was such a beautiful thing to watch and I couldn’t love her more.
Free property 😉
Certified bitch boy 😜
love love love looooove them ❤️😩
Which ones the best? ;)
Mom: I’m sorry baby, but You Know the rules. My new boyfriend bought me these outfits specifically for the house. He love seeing me in as little as possible. I think I should give myself a little wedgie, he always gets hard when my thongs ride up my ass. Son, is my ass popping out enough? Pull this thong further up mommys cheecks will you?
Your mom sent you a text from her boyfriend's house one night.
mom: Hey honey! Mike is so sweet, he bought me this outfit for when I sleep over. I have to be more careful though, I’ve already lost the bottoms twice tonight! He took the pic, I have my hands busy right now.
you: What are you guys doing?
mom: He asked me to shave his balls, but every time I try to move his cock out of the way, it bounces and hits me on the cheek! Gotta go, if we’re gonna get this done I need to give him a really good crotch massage. xoxo
Your mom went on vacation with her new “guy friend” Mark, but forgot her phone at home with you. Instead she sent you updates from Mark’s phone. It got awkward once when Mark accidentally sent you a pic he took of her sitting on a sink. He apologized, saying he meant to send it to his friend.
One night, she sends you this pic.
mom: Hey! I need your opinion. Mark says this counts as pajamas and I say it doesn't. What do you think?
you: Well… I guess people usually sleep in their underwear… so yes.
mom: Really? good thing you told me. Mark came up with a fun little “no pjs” rule tonight. I just wanted to know if I had to take this off or not before crawling into bed with him. Looks like it’s a yes!
you: What?? I take it back, you can wear that!
mom: Too late honey, we’re already in bed. I have to put down my phone, something just popped up and I need to take care of it. xoxo
Your mom always wondered why guys would tug at their hard cocks through their pants whenever she gave them rides.