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Aelin: Buzzard, I am cold.
Rowan: Well, then put on your jacket.
Aelin: But what about my outfit?
Rowan: You just said you're co-
Aelin: OUTFIT, ROWAN!
Lorcan:*wears dark grey*
Aelin: Bringing out the spring colours, I see.
Imagine if Aelin Galathyniys met Nikolai Lantsov.
I don't even know where to start.
Computer: Enter a password
Rowan: *Types Aelin*
Computer: password is too weak.
Rowan: HOW DARE YOU PATHETIC-
Aedion: I have something that i need to get off my chest...
Lysandra: Your shirt? please say it's your shirt.
Aelin: Is that your dad?
Fenrys: Yes, that's him and Fenrys.
Aelin: He named a dog after you?
Fenrys: No, he named me after the dog.
Aelin: Hey buzzard, what goes up but never comes down?
Rowan: The amount of fucking stress you give me on a daily basis.
Lorcan: Request for you to not be a bitch.
Aelin: Request denied.
Aedion: I’m hardcore, made of steel, and haven’t been seriously affected by anything in years. Aelin: I caught you crying over baby seals just two hours ago.
Aelin: Fuck you.
Rowan: Later, fireheart. Now, listen.
Fenrys: We should really stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween, it's bad for the environment .
Aelin: You're right, we should go for all natural, locally sourced skeletons.
Rowan: Just to be sure, are you suggesting grave-robbing or murder?
Aelin: I am not picky.
Aelin: I meant the chocolate.
*Rowan regretting his life decisions*
[at dinner]
Aelin: can you pass me my will to live?
Lysandra: Aelin, i can’t toss Rowan across the table.
Elide: Uhh, guys, is that a dragon?
Aelin: This is Chocolate. He is here for emotional support.
Elide: In what way?
Manon: When he breathes fire on Lorcan, we feel positive emotions.
*Lorcan in the background running with his ass on fire*
Dorian: Sorry, it took me so long to bail you out of jail.
Aelin: That’s okay. In retrospect, I probably shouldn't have used my one phone call to prank call the police.