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My favorite new bit in ghost files is when one of them describes what the other is probably doing in that moment then it cuts to them doing exactly that.

this wasn’t the big announcement i was hoping for

You forgot the first half of that quoted section.

"The company originally told Variety that Watcher would eventually remove all of its videos from YouTube."

Watcher is not removing their backlog of videos from YouTube. What is there will remain. source:

Variety

Watcher Entertainment Launches Its Own Subscription Streaming Service: ‘We’re Leaving YouTube’

Watcher Entertainment launched its own subscription streaming service, which will be the exclusive home going forward for full original seri

However, according to Bergara, Watcher is not fully exiting YouTube: It will still keep its backlog of videos on YouTube, and going forward will put the first episodes of new seasons on YouTube — while the full new seasons will be exclusively available on the Watcher streamer.

I have one question; will Mystery Files include cryptids?

GHOST FILES TEASER The hunt begins in 2022. We’re back in the saddle, and we’d love for you to turn the light on.

i couldnt agree more

capitalism is really truly the death of everything

Im gonna use the peanut butter analogy for everything now

“Alec is depressed

How depressed?

Well imagine a jar of peanut butter with a sad face on it, that depressed”

D.B sewer chilling after commiting his bank heist returning back to his home with his rewards

Six days until mystery files and im already going feral over it

I apologise for who im going to become next week

So i was watching BFUs tylenol murders ep and thought from my albeit quick search they didnt look into who delivered the bottles

Its could be seen as a far reach (this is operating on the assumption that each box of Tylenol with the poisoned bottles in was delivered by the same person/group of people) but it would be a clear common denominator and easy to just go “hmm me what im just the delivery man i dont know what im delivering”. If it was the same guy delivering they could go into the back of their van quickly open up a couple of boxes and slip in a load of the poisoned pills theyd prepared earlier and drop them off around the city with everyone else being none the wiser it would also account for all the different stores the pills were in although gets us nowhere near who actually did it.

No clue what the motive would be but hey ho its just a quick little theory about a 40 year old case

Just watched the new ryan bergara film Ryan begara: quantumania

Was good would recommend

Whenever shane talks about the RILFs (rodent id like to fuck) on Top 5 Beatdown

Seeing this in tsuki’s odyssey after puppet history hits different

Shane fucking madej did it again and made me cry over a puppet show cant believe this, good defenestration though

Gotta say the professors new eyebrows are on fleek

POV: Ryan and Maya in the last ep

Only watcher would have Eric Nam fuck marry kill pasta rice and bread

Look at him omg

puppet history s7 was so good!!!!!!!

I think there might be an option for those who don't want to pay for the watcher streaming service.(Like me)

LET'S COMMIT PIRACY

Reason 1: piracy is free.

Reason 2: the watcher streaming service is stupid.

Reason 3: those stupid mother fuckers aren't letting paying users share passwords with more than three devices.

Reason 4: it's fun being a pirate. (Yargh)

How do we commit piracy?

First method:

There are a lot of methods and forms of piracy. I mean, there's a whole reddit dedicated to piracy. Personally I use a third party browser, an ad block, and a VPN when I watch shows. There are websites that host "definitely paid content" I literally use three of them. (And yes I am gatekeeping these websites, I've seen what happens when they get distributed. Mainly through tiktok.)

So, first method (summarized)

Third party browser

Ad block

VPN

Readily available piracy websites.

Pros:

It's easy!

Cons:

Pesky pop up ads! (I'm not interested in boobs or hot women in my area! I just want to re-watch Bob's burgers!)

There's a heightened risk of obtaining a virus on your device.

Second method:

The second method is a little easier and has a reduced risk of downloading a virus on your device.

Google drive video downloads.

So I found out about this method back in 2022 when I was trying to find a way to watch season 3 of Lego monkie kid early. (I know it's cringe and embarrassing) Basically, on the monkie kid Reddit, there were users distributing a Google drive file with all the season 3 lmk episodes, I downloaded the file and watched all the episodes. I would consider this method pretty risk free since it involves downloading content (in this case the pay walled watcher content) and uploading it to a Google drive. The only con I can think about in regards to this method is the potential lack of constant updates.

So, the second method (summarized)

Google drive file

Download videos from streaming service.

Upload downloaded videos to the Google drive file.

Distribute the Google drive among interested users/viewers.

Pros:

Reduced risk of obtaining a virus on your device! :D (yippee!)

Reduced watcher streaming service profits! (This reason can apply to both methods)

Cons:

Potential lack of constant updates. (This can probably be avoided if the Google drive is treated as a community effort among users.)

Anyways, just in case the FBI or whatever monitors Tumblr sees this, this is just a satirical post, I have never committed piracy. I pay for all the content I watch. This post is quite literally a written yapping session.

I made this piece for @sparkbirdmusic a while ago, and now that I have Tumblr, I can finally post it! They probably won’t see it, but it’s always worth a shot!

Spark, if you are seeing this, I really hope you like it!! :)

petition to start drawing s5 professor with a little tail. and maybe some feathers. and sharp teeth. dinoify the baby boy

estranged producer shane madej once again breaking my heart with puppets. well done kudos to u good sir

W I N G S

DIVINE INTERVENTION

A really old pixel sketch that I forgot to post here

EVERYONE PARTY 🎉

Pod watcher is back!!!!