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&. 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟐 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.
( dialogue prompts taken from the batman (2022), directed by matt reeves. feel free to edit and change as you seem fit. )
❛ two years of nights have turned me into a nocturnal animal. ❜
❛ it’s a big city. i can’t be everywhere. ❜
❛ fear is a tool. ❜
❛ the hell are you supposed to be? ❜
❛ i’m vengeance. ❜
❛ what does a liar do when he’s dead? he lies still. ❜
❛ happy fuckin’ halloween. ❜
❛ i wish i could say i’m making a difference, but i don’t know. ❜
❛ the city’s eating itself. maybe it’s beyond saving. but i have to try. ❜
❛ you’re becoming quite a celebrity. ❜
❛ have a shower. ❜
❛ if this continues, it won’t be long before you’ve nothing left. ❜
❛ if i can’t change things here, if i can’t have an effect, then i don’t care what happens to me. ❜
❛ you’re not my father. ❜
❛ some fresh berries there. ❜
❛ oh, this guy’s hilarious. ❜
❛ get out of here. you hear me? or that little suit’s gonna get all full of blood. ❜
❛ take it easy, sweetheart. ❜
❛ boy, you’re everything they say, ain’t ya? ❜
❛ you got a lot of cats. ❜
❛ i have a thing about strays. ❜
❛ you’re not safe here. ❜
❛ i can take care of myself. ❜
❛ hey, why am i starting to feel like a fish on a hook? ❜
❛ boy, you’re a real sweetheart. ❜
❛ look at me. ❜
❛ that’s one of the guys i got into it with the other night. looks like i broke his nose. ❜
❛ is bruce wayne making an actual appearance? ❜
❛ serial killers like to follow reactions to their crimes. ❜
❛ you have to keep up appearances. you’re still a wayne. ❜
❛ i’ve been trying to reach you. ❜
❛ i’m giving you a chance. no one ever gave me a chance. ❜
❛ it can be cruel poetic or blind. but when it’s denied, it’s violence you may find. ❜
❛ if you are justice, please do not lie. what is the price for your blind eye? ❜
❛ since your justice is so select, tell us which vermin you’re paid to protect. ❜
❛ is this how you get your kicks, hon? sneaking up on girls in the dark? ❜
❛ what the hell is this? good cop, batshit cop? ❜
❛ no habla español, fellas? ❜
❛ jesus. his next victim is bruce wayne. ❜
❛ wasn’t sure i’d see you again. ❜
❛ was it worth it? compromising yourself for money? ❜
❛ who are you under there? what are you hiding? are you just hideously scarred? ❜
❛ i told you, baby. i can take care of myself. ❜
❛ do you know who i am? ❜
❛ i could see the fear in your eyes, but i didn’t know how to help. ❜
❛ i could teach you how to fight, but i wasn’t equipped to take care of you. ❜
❛ you needed a father. and all you had was me. ❜
❛ i never thought i’d feel fear like that again. ❜
❛ come on, vengeance. let’s go kill that son of a bitch. ❜
❛ listen to me. don’t throw your life away. ❜
❛ don’t worry, honey. i got nine of ’em. ❜
❛ whatever i know, whatever i’ve done, it’s all going with me to my grave. ❜
❛ i just ordered a slice of pumpkin pie. ❜
❛ my life has been a cruel riddle i could not solve. ❜
❛ i know now what i must become. ❜
❛ if only you knew how long i’ve been waiting for this day. for this moment. ❜
❛ god. look at you. your mask is amazing. i wish you could’ve seen me in mine. ❜
❛ you and i both know i’m looking at the real you right now. ❜
❛ i told you, we’ve been doing this together. you’re a part of this. ❜
❛ we didn’t do anything together. ❜
❛ this is not how this was supposed to go! ❜
❛ oh, you’re really not as smart as i thought you were. ❜
❛ what’s black and blue and dead all over? you. ❜
❛ i can already see things will get worse before they get better. ❜
❛ people need hope. to know someone’s out there for them. ❜
❛ one day you’re on top, the next… you’re a clown. ❜
❛ gotham loves a comeback story. ❜
❛ riddle me this… the less of them you have, the more one is worth. ❜
❛ don’t you ever just say hello? ❜
❛ you know this place is never gonna change. ❜
❛ the bat and the cat. it’s got a nice ring. ❜
❛ take care of yourself. ❜
im an intern at the rolling stone and you’re the problematic asshole pop star who i have to interview one on one because nobody else wanted to do it and /fuck/ are you always this difficult (or alternatively the one where the problematic asshole pop star finds the intern to be much more interesting than the interview itself)
someone let me play a cute young nanny working for a single dad who is just in over his head, and she loves the kids, and they love her, but she’s taking online classes to eventually become a teacher which means she’d have to leave them, and the kids hate that idea so they beg their dad to marry her, not fully understanding what that means. give me an age gap that makes them both think they can’t have the other, even though they both do. pleasseeee
plot idea: i was just trying to have a one night stand with a stranger at the club/bar so i lied about my name and entire life when we met. but after we hooked up i kept thinking about you, so we ended up hooking up again another night and i kept lying. and it keeps happening and now i’m in too deep to tell you the truth so i’m just living this fake life whenever i see you but i really like you
ok but listen i really want a modern romeo and juliet plot. the capulet and montague families both own rivalling businesses set in london or nyc or la or somewhere industrial. romeo and juliet met at some elite party that neither of them were supposed to be at, and thus begins their immediate attraction and soon-after hidden love entanglement. they meet in the nooks and crannies of the city, places that their families would never think to look for them; they walk about the city in an almost disguise, under fake names so that they can enjoy themselves like normal people. it’s an illicit romantic affair, a forbidden love that can never come up to surface. they’re starcrossed lovers and no-one loves harder than them.
muse a is an up-and-coming music producer that has landed their dream job with their favorite music label. muse b is head of the music label and the one who hired muse a. muse a and muse b have been working closely together on a new artist’s album and develop a cute little bond over their love of music. the bond soon morphs into attraction. this is problematic for muse b because muse b has always had a strict policy to never date someone they work with. years ago, muse b was once in a relationship with a coworker and it ended disastrously. muse b starts to distance themselves from muse a in the hopes that their attraction to muse a will fade over time. muse b’s plan doesn’t last long after seeing someone flirting up a storm with muse a at the launch party for their artist’s new album.
pls give me “we’re exes who ended on kind of shitty terms but are trying to ‘stay friends’ anyway, and we occasionally sabotage each other’s dates, get drunk and fuck, scream and fight until four in the morning and still refuse to acknowledge maybe we’re not quite as over each other as we like to think we are.”
can i get an ariana and pete inspired plot where it’s a whirlwind romance and where have you been all my life? (can be in the public eye or not) where he’s like i’ll marry you tomorrow and she calls him on his bluff so he sends pictures of engagement rings like bet. and it’s the least traditional couple going through the epitome of tradition, getting married. maybe there are friends and/or family that are wary of them together so there’s a lil angst in this giant fluff ball of a plot. pls pls pls!
soumiis:
plot: rich business man tries out a call girl (inexperienced and much younger) but they end up having A+++ sex (can be v rough bc he’s so stressed) so he ends up calling her up quite often and they grow attached to each other xcept there can be drama bc a) he’s married or engaged or something or b) he wants to keep them a secret or maybe even she tells him that she doesn’t date clients and aHHH yeah pls gimme
who's gonna indulge me in an m professor / f uni student plot on discord, where he has a wife & kids at home but can't seem to stay away from her. give me all the toxicity of the student blackmailing him to keep him right where she wants him, the sneaking around, the student being in a long term relationship herself & always teasing her professor by being all over her partner right in front of him, just to see how far she can push him. i'd ideally love to write a theo james or tom ellis against a cailee spaeny or sydney sweeney, but honestly i'm open to suggestions!
no offense but i need a messy exes plot where they can’t get over one another no matter what they do and they always tell themselves they’re not gonna go back to them yet every time they get done with a date they end up knocking on the other person’s door and just jealousy and angst and heartbreak and crying because they don’t know if this is ever going to work out but they can’t walk away because this person is still their whole fucking world and they don’t know how to move on
we’re just two friends goofing around and i’m sitting on your lap and you smack my ass as a joke, but i kind of get turned on ?? i laughingly tell you to stop but you do it again and again and now i’m laying across your thighs, underwear a mess and moans dribbling from my lips.
plots / vibes i need immediately (lms if ur interested and i'll hit ur dms up):
- best friends who sabotage each others' dates until they finally accept they should be together - party boy x innocent girlie who he corrupts lowkey - influencer x influencer power couple who look perfect outwardly/on social media but also maybe he's toxic behind the scenes - secret relationships - rich girl x poor boy who doesn't think he is worthy of her - drug dealer x their best customer who's broke but offers 'favours' as payment - honestly a messy ass black mail plot
“no feelings,” he says as he wraps both of his arms around my waist, pulling me into his chest.
“no feelings,” i say when his fingers raise my chin towards his.
no feelings. our lips meet and a fire erupts inside me.
no feelings. days become weeks. his secrets become my own, his laughter the soundtrack of my nights.
no feelings. we lay on the couch, limbs intertwined. he plays with my hair. kisses me with his entire being as we say goodbye.
no feelings but i don’t mean it. i don’t mean it. i’m sorry.
4am
a plot where yeah i’m dating my older brothers best friend who is also older than him and me but my brother doesn’t know and lots of sexual tension and he fingers her at the dinner table and whenever the friend sleeps over he always goes to her room and sleeps in her bed until morning until he has to get up to lay back at her brothers room to make it seem like he was there the whole night oh my god please