Guys I Was Hit With Inspiration At 4am This Morning While Severely Sleep Deprived (and Also Lowkey Sick)

okay when I first saw sentryagent I was like come on now guys this is straight silly but now I'm like it's not straight or silly. It's gay serious.

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"I like your shoelaces."

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goodnight lb. sleep tight, remember the wise words

“why you so mad. it’s only game”

i’m going to read that one knies fic that’s been at the top of matthew knies x reader for forever and then i’m gonna find the saddest woll fic and read that.

was fun while it lasted 🫡

I work for the people (click for higher quality)

they absolutely tore each other to pieces during karting days

@pewpewshooter @heartsforjh @autonoae @laundrytalks

🚨 Martyred Palestinian journalist Hossam Shabat’s team has shared his final message in a post on X:

If you’re reading this, it means I have been killed—most likely targeted—by the Israeli occupation forces. When this all began, I was only 21 years old—a college student with dreams like anyone else. For past 18 months, I have dedicated every moment of my life to my people. I documented the horrors in northern Gaza minute by minute, determined to show the world the truth they tried to bury. I slept on pavements, in schools, in tents—anywhere I could. Each day was a battle for survival. I endured hunger for months, yet I never left my people’s side.

By God, I fulfilled my duty as a journalist. I risked everything to report the truth, and now, I am finally at rest—something I haven’t known in the past 18 months . I did all this because I believe in the Palestinian cause. I believe this land is ours, and it has been the highest honor of my life to die defending it and serving its people.

I ask you now: do not stop speaking about Gaza. Do not let the world look away. Keep fighting, keep telling our stories—until Palestine is free.

— For the last time, Hossam Shabat, from northern Gaza.

i hope the entire tkachuk family rots in hell. fucking disgraceful family.

Jonathan Joss comedian and actor has been murdered

You've probably already heard.

He's most known for his King of The Hill character John Redcorn. Sadly most comments I've heard from people were, "Now we have to recast Louanne and John"

Which is fucking disrespectful.

Texan news outlets report he was in a fight with a neighbor while visiting his property, which had burned down in a freak fire.

His husband has corrected these claims.

He and Jonathan had been threatened repeatedly while living together there. It was Jonathan's life long childhood home.

They neighbors threatened to burn the house down, before it had burned. And their two dogs burned inside. While getting mail yesterday and when they arrived they found their dogs skull and collar on display as a threat to them. They began crying and grieving. That's when a neighbor began cursing at them and calling them homophobic slurs, and they asked the man to leave them alone as they grieved, and the man without warning lifted a gun from his lap and began firing. Jonathan pushed his husband out of the way and was shot. He saved his husband's life.

His husband wants everyone to know it was NOT a fight and that he and Jonathan were minding their business when there was a deadly homophobic attack

why are all bucky barnes fics tagged sebastian stan x reader. i hate it. sometimes i don’t wanna read that!! i wanna read sebastian stan and i hate it and it’s so annoying

Why is it so hard for people to use tags correctly??

Why are you tagging your fics with character x oc as character x reader it’s so god damn annoying! I’m not gonna read your fic just bc you used the tag!! If I wanted to read about character x oc I would go in that tag to find it.

It’s really not that hard to tag things correctly so please do that. It’s so hard to find the fics you want to read when the tag used to find them are filled with fics that has nothing to do with it.

This also gos for when you tag A x B when the fic isn’t about those characters.

aaand will power continues to show that australian men need therapy a lot more than they need motorsport careers.