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helloo im not rlly sure if ur pure filipino or sumth, but can i req todork,baku and mido w a filipino/a s/o who cant stop swearing, like sometimes they’re sad they go “putangina..” or if they’re mad “PUTANGINA” AHAHAFAGDGHD TY 💕💕

filipino s/o that can’t stop swearing

character(s) : todoroki shouto, bakugou katsuki, midoriya izuku (bnha)

legend : [Y/N = your name] they/them pronouns used, quirk not mentioned

headcanon type : crack (x reader)

note(s) : NWNDNWKS i’m sorry that i didn’t write this right away i was occupied with school work >:T anyways, i’m half but i’m a lot more in touch with my filipino side 🧍 i haven’t been to canada in like,, 7 years. also, i do love swearing in filipino— but if my mom heard me say it, she’d get the broom stick 🧎‍♂️

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todoroki shouto

doesn’t know what you’re saying, but it sounds aggressive

he’s really interested in filipino though, especially with words that sound like “nagpagkakakakaka” not actually a real word but,, there’s a lot of words that sound like that

tries not to accidentally scare you, but when he does— he can’t help but be captivated by the way you immediately switch back to your native language

“tANGINA— oh, it’s just you shouto! you scared me”

and he’s just there like 🧍 i don’t know what that means, but it does sound attractive

also— he’d probably want you to teach him filipino, so that he could trash talk endeavor without him understanding.

“gusto ko sampalin yung tatay mo, shou” basically— ‘i want to hit your father’s face’

“oo syempre naman, mukha siyang panget” ‘of course— he looks ugly asf 😩🤌‼️’

and everyone around you is like 🤠❓❓❓ wtf are they saying

as much as shouto loves hearing you use your native language, he eventually makes a note to stop you when you start swearing especially in class

you know, just in case people DO know what those words mean 💀

bakugou katsuki

he finds it so funny when you get so mad, to the point you switch back to your native language

at first, he really didn’t know wtf you were saying— when you guys fight, and when you switch back to filipino, he gets so pressed and for what 💀

“speak in a language i can understand dumbass!”

but in reality— this is the only way you can intimidate katsuki, it gives him flashbacks of when his mom was scolding him 💀

not that he THINKS you’re his mom, but more like the anger levels are in the same wave length. he’d know that shit was going down when you started swearing in filipino

he’d know when to back down, and when people make you mad— he can only stare, shaking his head

“told you, you made them MAD MAD.”

teach him how to swear in filipino, and he’ll never swear in english/japanese ever again. it adds lots of spice when you swear in filipino

“tangina mo, icyhot.” (basically, fuck your mother)

“jusq— don’t say that to him.”

“guSTo Mo sApAkAn? HAh?”

in short, he finds it so entertaining when you start mouthing off in filipino, but he also knows when he should back off whenever you start

midoriya izuku

gets really scared when he first heard you mouth off in filipino. the unknown is scary after all.

i mean,, he doesn’t understand it yet, and by your tone, you’re angry! he just doesn’t know why you’re angry though.

he tenses up when he finds out that you’re actually swearing 🧎‍♂️

i feel like he learned a bit of filipino, just for you obviously— but he only learned the basics

so when he hears you fuming with anger, mouthing off in your native tongue— he scrabbles to fix everything

“c’mon everyone! they’re mad, we don’t want them to get angrier”

you taught him how to swear in filipino, but he says it at the most random times— he’s not even angry 90% of the time

oh, and he almost said it infront of your very filipino family 💀 rip.

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Summary — Francesca Gold is an introvert with a quiet life and a YouTube channel where she talks about books, drinks too much tea, and rarely ever shows her face. She prefers it that way — tucked into her London flat with her cat, Henry, and safely hidden behind a screen.

Oscar Piastri is a Formula 1 driver. Fast-paced, high-stakes, always on the move. He hasn’t read a book in years, but he’s watched every single one of Francesca’s videos. Just for the sound of her voice.

Following her on Instagram was a moment of weakness. He didn’t think she’d notice.

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Warnings — Very heavy focus on Francesca’s mental health issues (social anxiety, agoraphobia, and seasonal depression). Self harm (in the form of skin picking). Slow-burn romance. Eventual steamy scenes (open door romance).

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