A-bbles - Apples

Genshin Impact Masterlist

♥WHO YOU PRETEND I AM (Zhongli x fellow god! reader) (cw:  mentions of violence and blood, character death (not reader) and self-deprecating feelings)

SAGAU

♥TEYVAT’S WEILDER

(series, Rejected! God! Darling who has a strong connection with Teyvat)

Part 1 

Part 2 

Part 3

Part 4 

Part 5 

Part 6

Part 7

Part 8

Part 9

Part 10

Part 11

♥ THE CARESS OF FREEDOM (Venti x reader)

♥FREEDOM'S WINGS (Venti x reader part 2)

♥ THE FATED THREE (Consort! Zhongli, Ayaka and Diluc x reader)

♥ETERNALLY YOURS (Ei x reader)

♥THE BLAZE OF KINDNESS (Thoma x reader)

♥WHISPERS OF THE WIND (Kaedehara Kazuha x reader)

♥THE FIRSTBORN (imposter! albedo x reader)

♥SUBJECT 2 SAVING YOU  (imposter! albedo x reader) (cw: mention of injuries)

♥BEGGING FOR UNATTAINABLE FOTGIVENESS (Archons x reader) (cw: angst, slight mention of injuries)

♥TEYVAT’S WORSHIP HEADCANONS (+ KLEE HCS)

♥WARM AS THE ICE AND SNOW (Fatui villain au) (cw mention of injury, trauma)

♥The archons (+ Travelers) when someone insults their Creator

♥ MESSENGER OF THE STARS (word vomit exploring the relationship between Celestia and the Creator a bit)

♥ More about envoy of clestia

(+amazing art of the envoy)

♥OF GENTLE BREEZES AND TOUGH HEARTS (Xiao x reader) (cw: injury, blood)

♥OF WARM BREEZES AND SOFTENED HEARTS (Xiao x reader par 2)

♥ALWAYS FAITHFUL, THE ADEPTI (Xiao and Ganyu x reader)

♥IN THE NAME OF JUSTICE (Yanfei x reader)

Zhongli

series:

♥THE DRAGON, THE KNIGHT, THE LOVER  (Zhongli x reader)

♥REBORN FROM THE ASHES (Zhongli x reader)

♥THE HEART OF A DRAGON (Zhongli x reader)

♥AN UNWELCOME AMBUSH (Zhongli x reader)

♥ TAMING THE DRAGON (Zhongli x reader)

♥ THE DESIRES OF A DRAGON (Zhongli x reader) (NSF/T) (same au as the series)

♥ AFTERGLOW OF THE DRAGON (Zhongli x reader) (suggestive) (AU sidestory)

♥ A DIVINE GIFT (Zhongli x pregnant reader) (AU sidestory)

♥ COMFORT (Zhongli x AFAB reader on their period)

Over the Garden Wall - Masterlist

Benedict Bridgerton x Princess!Reader

18+

Summary: The youngest daughter of Queen Charlotte and King George, plagued by the same illness as her father, grows tired of her lonely and isolated existence. When escaping the prison-like castle she has been sequestered in for her entire life, she meets a young man who shares her love for painting and whom she can not stop thinking about. Secrets, betrayal, and love all fight against one another. Which one will win?

Series Warnings: Love at first sight; POV third person; eventual smut; isolation; dramatic/inaccurate depictions of mental illness; thoughts of death; there will be fluff, okay? I swear; potential historical inaccuracies; complex mother/daughter relationship; historical medical practices; SIMP Benedict; idgaf about historical canon; complicated sibling relationships; execution by hanging

Tags specified before each chapter

(Tags will be updated as the story continues)

Last Updated: 03/28/24 (Complete)

*indicates smut

Chapter One - Loathing Boredom

Chapter Two - Ruinous Secrets

Chapter Three - Never is a Promise

Chapter Four - As the Poets Say

Chapter Five - Vagrant Body

Chapter Six - Codes and Clues

Chapter Seven - Dig My Fingers in

Chapter Eight - No Light of My Own

Chapter Nine - This Sweet Plague *

Chapter Ten - Tricked By the Past

Chapter Eleven - No Label, No Name

Chapter Twelve - Keeping Time

Chapter Thirteen - Only You Can Mend

Chapter Fourteen - Not Above Violence

Interlude - Lady Whistledown

Chapter Fifteen - Matching Wounds

Chapter Sixteen - Go Along to Be With You

Chapter Seventeen - Balanced on Desire

Interlude - Marietta

Chapter Eighteen - Oh, My One

Chapter Nineteen - Like Fuel to Fire *

Chapter Twenty - If I Send for You

Interlude - Honeymoon *

Chapter Twenty One - An Atom and a Star

Chapter Twenty Two - The Bed I Was Born In *

Chapter Twenty Three - Don't Wait to Understand

Chapter Twenty Four - Fingers Laced a Crown

Chapter Twenty Five - Here to Kingdom Come *

Epilogue - A Moment, A Love

Drabble - Pall Mall Drabble - Picnic Drabble - Like Mother, Like Son Drabble - Jealousy Drabble - More Than a Maid Drabble - Coronation Day Drabble - Second Son Drabble - Number Four Drabble - Reasonably Unreasonable Drabble - Tag, You're It Drabble - Sisters Drabble - Spoiled Drabble - Opal of the Season Drabble - Fit for Family Drabble - Garden in Bloom * (smut adjacent) Drabble - What if? AU

Scream 1996

SHES RIGGIN HER MORTIS

FKN BRILLIANT

I truly hate the word "unalive." There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.

Y/n: *wakes up * AAAH--Oh it was alll a dream *flips to face karl*

Karl with his honky badonky mommy milkies : hey kitten~

Y/n: SHOOT IT WITH A GUN--

When Alcina & her daughters are away for the day and Karl managed to sneak into her room

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(I’ve been thinking of this since last night.)

“Karl?” You called for the man, knowing your mother and sisters weren’t home. He said he was gonna step out for a moment and left your room, but you haven’t seen him in a while.

“Karl??” You closed your door behind you, looking over as you spotted someone standing at the very end of the hallway, making you gasp.

There he stood, lacking his usual attire and hammer. His entire body was adorned in your Mother’s favorite cream dress, her black hat sitting on top of his head, covering his grizzly hair. The most prominent statement in his look was the bodice of the dress, stuffed with large round bags of beans to mimic Alcina’s voluptuous curves.

“K-Karl,” You spoke with fear heavy in your tone, watching a smirk start to grow on his shade hidden face. “Wh-what the hell are you-??”

“Hey there kitten,” He spoke proudly, raising the skirts of the long dress that draped like a heavy curtain on the floor. “Do I look presentable?”

“Karl, you’re scaring me.” You backed away when he got closer, seeing he also had on your Mother’s finest pearls on his neck. “What the-why??”

“Do you like it?” He asked, running a free black gloved hand over one of his mounds. “Does my darling like what they see?” His tone got more lowered and sultry, but it only made you more terrified.

“No Karl, please stop.” The fear continued to poison your body, causing your hands to tremble at your sides. “I don’t like it, I don’t like any of it! Just take it off!”

“Oh? What do you not like about it?” He cocked his head, running both hands over his large bosom ever so slow. “It’s the dress, huh? Maybe this isn’t exactly my color, I’ll admit. But it feels so nice on me. So classy and elegant.”

“But why???” You pleaded again, feeling hot tears gather along the borders of your eyes. “Why the fuck do you-You have fucking titties Karl!!”

“Oh these?” Karl’s hands stopped over his chest. “My boobies? My massive fucking titties? My super stuffed up milkies??”

“Karl stop!” You cried out in vain, large tears rolling down your cheeks as he came even closer. “Get away from me! Take that shit off!”

“My honker wonker doinky doinkies?!” He started shouting, forcing you to turn around and run out of the hallway. He quickly chased after you, his shouting growing even louder. “My fucking fabric stretching, wind flapping, GRAVITY WELLIN SEX MOUNDS Y/N?!”

“GET AWAY!!” You screamed in horror, his laughs growing louder as he ran right behind you, holding onto the dress skirts so he didn’t trip over them.

Happy 44 year Anniversary to '39.

Written by Brian, the song tells the tale of a group of space explorers who embark on what is, from their perspective, a year-long voyage. Upon their return, however, they realise that a hundred years have passed, because of the time dilation effect in Einstein's special theory of relativity, and the loved ones they left behind are now all dead or aged. Brian sings lead vocal on the studio recording of the song, one of his few lead vocals on Queen recording. He had asked Deaky to play double bass as a joke but a couple of days later he found him in the studio with the instrument, and he had already learned to play it.

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Hmmm any thoughts?

This man lives and breathes Geralt. He is to Geralt as Ryan Reynolds is to Deadpool. You expect me to watch someone else play witcher’s Deadpool? I don’t think so.

Corpse with pretty arms <33

Delusions