Would U Rather A McLaren Team Orders Switch Son Or Lestappen Passing P3 Like A Hot Potato Daughter

Unnecessarily laughing my ass off at this amidst the Saudi Fuckwreck for Max 😭

Scarecrow arms 👨‍🌾

I’ve got an inkling that Max sees just a little 🤏 bit of himself in Kimi. It explains a lot 😭

If I had a nickel for every time Max Verstappen went through a whole lotta suffering during a race back and forth then eventually dragged himself into p6 by the end I would have two nickels.

It’s not a lot but it’s weird it happened twice.

Bahrain ‘25

Mexico ‘24

MY GOAT IS GOATED. MY GOAT IS GOATED. MY GOAT IS GOA-

Only goated driver Max Verstappen could move up 11 places from near-last before 20% of the race is even completed after getting bashed on by the FIA the entire weekend

😐

I SAID IT. I CALLED IT. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I WILL TAKE IT.

Maybe lestappen yapping through the entire drivers parade is a sign of good fortune

Everyone is just so pretty in Vegas [dreamily]

Only goated driver Max Verstappen could move up 11 places from near-last before 20% of the race is even completed after getting bashed on by the FIA the entire weekend

Oscar PiGriddy was not on my 2025 bingo card smh

“Let’s add that to the words of wisdom”

THIS GUY IS SO UNSERIOUSLY SERIOUS 😭