MY GOAT IS GOATED. MY GOAT IS GOATED. MY GOAT IS GOA-

I’ve got an inkling that Max sees just a little 🤏 bit of himself in Kimi. It explains a lot 😭

Sky Sports on Max’s pole: “He proves to be a daddy once again”

Goated sport, really

Oscar PiGriddy was not on my 2025 bingo card smh

Only goated driver Charles Leclerc could move up 13 places from near-last before 20% of the race is even completed after getting bashed by unluckiness the entire weekend

Only goated driver Max Verstappen could move up 11 places from near-last before 20% of the race is even completed after getting bashed on by the FIA the entire weekend

would u rather a McLaren team orders switch son or lestappen passing p3 like a hot potato daughter

I SAID IT. I CALLED IT. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I WILL TAKE IT.

Maybe lestappen yapping through the entire drivers parade is a sign of good fortune

Unnecessarily laughing my ass off at this amidst the Saudi Fuckwreck for Max 😭

Scarecrow arms 👨‍🌾

Maybe lestappen yapping through the entire drivers parade is a sign of good fortune

🚩 that’s a lot of red flags 🚩

Only goated driver Max Verstappen could move up 11 places from near-last before 20% of the race is even completed after getting bashed on by the FIA the entire weekend