The New Season Is Going Great

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NSFW ALPHABET DOOKU (clone wars edition)

Hii !! Here's my NSFW alphabet for Dooku during the clone wars. I hope you'll like it. ( As you ask !! @gooseyhouse @laxiona )

!English isn't my main language! (It's french btw)

TW : sex (and i think that's all)

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

If you're their lover, Dooku is absolutely the best. He'll gently pet your hair, saying how good you were, how proud he is and reminds you that you seem perfect for him. And sometimes he'll call a droid to prepare a bath and will carry you to it.

"Oh my dove... You did so well tonight for me, I'm proud of you... My beautiful lover... How about a bath ? Yes I can go with you... Jasmin scented I suppose?"

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

I think he mostly likes his hands. Agiles, wielding the force...

And what he likes in you is your mouth. Your smile have softened him. And it produce some of his favorites sounds...

But mostly you always have the right words to peace and destress him when war is too much.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically).

He is traditional. He loves to cum inside you, it feel likes he let a trace on you.

But I don't think he would have a breeding kink.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He likes to have you sucking his coke behind his desk during boring calls. It helps him not to be too bored and annoyed.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

1st : he's old.

2nd : he's charming and loveable.

Ikyk he have some experience. He knows what to do.

F = Favourite position (This goes without saying)

He likes to top you. To bend you over a desk or a bed and makes you scream. But he likes to have you on a cowgirl position to admire you as he want.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

We're talking of Dooku. He's a smooth talker and like to make fun (with class) of his enemy. It's the same in bed.

But significantly softer, he didn't want to hurt you.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

I think that he's nice groomed. We don't talk about Bruno but Dooku. He's chic everywhere.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

I'm sure that he could be so sweet.

Makes love to you, with some soft touch, telling you how beautiful you are...

Yeah. It can be really intimate and romantic with him.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Bitch do you really think that Dooku takes time for this ?

I don't think so.

But he can do it when he watch you masturbate.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

I think that he likes to watch you touching yourself. Maybe for some people the pleasure would be limited, but for him it's everything he need.

He can take time to admire you and it is favorite.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

He likes to make love to you on his desk, it makes his work pleasant.

But in his bed too, making the room warm.

Actually, when he can think about you when entering in a room...

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

The war can make him rough and bitter. So, when you arrive with your soft smile he forgot everything. You touch his cheek with you hand and he melt at your contact. And just there, he want to makes love to you.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Sharing you. I think that he's a lil bit possessive and because of that he'll never let you have sex with someone else. You're his.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

I think that Dooku prefer to receive. Sitting in his office with you under his desk is his preference. But when he feel particularly romantic or kind he'll go down on you.

And trust me, he won't let you go until you come twice or more.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Depends of his mood. But it's always so sensual, he isn't rough with you.

Unless if you teased him or excited him too much, or if you're too bratty. But this roughness isn't to displease you.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He don't like it. Even if it's in his office he'll take all the time that he needs to adore you.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

He can take some risks to please you but always in a controlled environment. It's Dooku after all.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He's a Jedi. Even if he's old, he always have the time to please you (thanks the force).

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

You do have some. In fact, you introduce the idea first and he immediately accept.

Watching you touching yourself, fill one empty hole,... There's a lot of use for them.

U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)

We're talking about Dooku. He's the master of teasing.

Prepare yourself to cry and beg ! But not too much, he loves you too much to really make you suffer.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

I think that he's very silent for moaning. Always in a "self control" way. Buuuut if you're good enough you can take some sounds from him. And that'll be a total victory.

But in an other way, I think that he talk a lot during the act. To compliment you, to telling you how good you are,... He loves to talk to you. And you likes it too, his voice is so sexy.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character)

He really likes to spoil you.

Kinda in a "sugar daddy" way.

He'll buy you jewelry, dresses, heels,... Always luxury pierces.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants

I think that he's in the middle. Maybe longer than larger idk.

(A dick is a dick)

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Not that high to be honest. He's not a teenager anymore. Before you he has the habit to see a prostitute every few months when he feelt like it.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

I think that he doesn't have the best sleep in the galaxy. Mostly because of the stress caused by the war and the constant threatens from Sidious.

But your presence helps him. Even if he doesn't sleep, it calm his mind. Thinking of you is so much better than thinking of the multiple battles in progress.

Season 1's plot: Amidst the escalating unrest between the rich, utopian city of Piltover and the seedy, oppressed underbelly of Zaun, two sisters find themselves embroiled in a developing conflict over clashing convictions and arcane technologies.

Season 2's plot:

AU where Ceolbert lives and maintains his summer internship at Ravensthorpe and basically gets adopted by his two moms, Eivor and Randvi

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

crosshair (emphasis on the *hair*”)

Instagram DTIYS

Merle Dixon & his hands

I drew something

Right

Every single one of these posters from a 2014 poster book–an OFFICIAL licensed product, mind you!–is an absolute masterpiece of “I’m pretty sure I saw that exact fanfiction cover art collage in 2002″ energy.