I'm In Desperate Need Of New Sami Zayn Fics. Fluff, Smut, I Don't Care. I Feel Like I've Read Them All.

Imagine marrying someone and he asks you to roleplay but his idea of roleplay is teacher-schoolgirl or librarian-client or some other boring shit? Excuse me sir, you’ve married a CERTIFIED fan fiction reader. We ARE recreating an entire Mafia-AU including a kidnapping, an arraigned marriage, fight to the death, enemies to lovers slow burn >200 000 word script, and I need it acted out FLAWLESSLY. You have unleashed a MONSTER, you good sir, and you have no idea what you’re getting into.

Bless Mox and his hairy tiddies

Unmute !

Ugh. I love them both so much. This post is exactly what I needed today.

I was deleting some pictures from my laptop and came across these

It’s a fucking struggle

Is it weird that I have a thing for his hands? Like, they are big and I want them on me.

Wow we are truly blessed on this Sunday 🥰

I love everything about this.

30 days of Sami: Day 11 out of 30

hunter-gathering