Thing That Somehow More Than One Queer Person Has Said To Me: Yeah Theres Exactly 12 Types Of People

honestly as homestucks, we did Rose Lalonde dirty by never reading her as the Gamer Girl she was. playing a game on launch day despite overwhelming evidence that it’s a Bad Idea? writing a game walkthrough and publishing it to the multiverse? pushing the limits of the game in almost every way?

if rose were 13 in the year of our lord  2018, you cannot look me in the eyes and tell me she would not be a game youtuber.

gf sent me this last night and said this is what half this shit ive described happening in worm sounds like but lesbian

gorgeous tgirl with shoulder length hair and overgrown bangs im in love with you

CUTE BOY FROM CLASS WHO IS GROWING HIS HAIR OUT AND WEARING A HOODIE: thanks for helping me with my homework! hey um... is it okay if I tell you something important? you have to promise to keep it a secret....

SKELETON BALLING:

i may have gone too far this time

Do you ever think about how Noelle could mass-produce testosterone by absorbing estradiol

SO true! this is what happened to trans woman uber and trans woman leet when they got eaten by noelle, but luckily the clones and the originals bonded over their mutual respect for gamer girl vore. theyre friends now and star in a "Two Gamers On The Couch" style webcomic

planned obsolescence is out of damn control. there was once a time that a bedframe, any simple bedframe, could withstand the weight of two 300-pound men going at it obscene style, as nature intended. it was furniture made by REAL carpenters. now the darn things can barely withstand a sensual threesome between 3 scrawny lesbian twinks. with the march of capitalism driving the profit incentive over efficiency, now we all have shitty overpriced bedframes and everyone has to suffer the effects of homophobia.

I don't remember which one of you it is, but there's a wormblr person I follow who is into Hand Jumper. I bookmarked it a while back when you reblogged it, and just started reading it and uh, yeah I completely understand why there would be overlap between Worm and Hand Jumper.

Sayeon is so Taylor-coded it's painful. She's such a freak and I'm here for it.

And Ryujin is aggressively Amy-ish. There's no way we're gonna get a smugbug equivalent, but I can dream.

I HAVE A FUNGUS!!! TO TAKE CARE OF FOR ABOUT A MONTH!!!