What If Goddess Showed Up To The Barbecue. What If We Took That Perfectly Suitable Dumpster Fire And

Sex (putting your penis inside of someone) isn't real. It was invented to sell 80s porn vhs tapes. Before that people made love the way nature intended (by suffocating eachother with plastic bags).

last week i woke up from one of the most fucked up nightmares ive ever had with that middle panel burned into my brain. like the exact wording and the exact apartment and the exact squidward. i feel like if i didnt make it real something bad wouldve happened. anyway todays upload is spunchbob comic oc

“Hype Moments and Aura” has unfortunately become a fixture of my vocabulary.

My friend is reading through Worm for the first time and she’ll tell me about something and i’ll be like “Classic Taylor Aura Farming”

remaking one of my older ocs as Not a closed species.... shes a latex clown demon puppy now

her name is chicken and she's a chimera

(she/her)

Being autistic and also a Hyperpop/breakcore/ect enjoyer is really funny bc the sounds of being outside in the real world are often so tiring to me but if I wanna unwind and have a good time I will listen to the the most unnatural noises conjured up by evil computers and specifically designed to make your head explode. awesome

What, the forest-dwelling entities with imperfect human mimicry who insinuate themselves into groups of hikers? Yeah, we had one of those. Clocked it immediately, of course. Honestly it kind of fell in that so-inept-it's-kind-of-charming range. We just played along until it'd had it's fill of marshmallows and shambled back into the treeline. We might have been violating some kind of killjoy wildlife contact best practices but what the hell, can't plan around every little thing. Why, what happened to you guys

Is he "female socialized" or is he just a standard flamboyant sensitive artsy gay dude who would honestly be indiscernible from any other fem gay guy if you didn't see him as a walking vagina first and foremost.

"problematic queer representation" the phrase you're looking for is "transmisogynistic caricature" but you won't admit that because you'd have to admit trannies exist and that Arthur Gynephile from your favourite movie is someone's idea of people like me and not just "problematic queer representation"