“Hype Moments And Aura” Has Unfortunately Become A Fixture Of My Vocabulary.

If Ward was a good webnovel it'd star March and the interludes would be from her megaclustermates' perspectives. Maybe a shard chapter or two to spice things up

why are there so many victoria interludes in my rain man book. she should be edited out

It’s crazy that people think fat is undesirable. Like my sub is so small but very curvy, and they have plenty of tummy and side fat, but I fucking love every inch of it.

My reasons are this, your Honor: *leans into mic so it pops when I speak*

1. Warm

2. Smells good

3. Soft

4. Jiggles with the force of my thrusts as I fuck into her

5. Easy to grip for a better pounding

6. She looks hot it’s hot she’s fucking hot as hell

7. She has a fat ass

8. FANTASTIC BOOBS

9. She gets so flustered when I throw her around like a rag doll it’s so cute

10. I can’t think of any more reasons but we should sexualize fat. even if you’re not considered plus size, but have a soft tummy or love handles or you have big jiggly thighs, THESE ARE A PLUS!!!! EVERYONE WANTS YOU SO BAD!

My gf could easily suffocate me and tries not to when she’s sitting on my face but I pull her down onto me even further because I rather die than let her get up.

Sorry what were we talking about?

We've started a nonprofit that attempts to counteract the mutually-destructive and emotionally harmful consequences of Knowing and Being Known by hermetically sealing the heartbroken in concrete prefabs and sequestering them at the bottom of the ocean

thing that somehow more than one queer person has said to me: yeah theres exactly 12 types of people because theres like 12 star-based time periods people can be born in. and youre the bitch type

remaking one of my older ocs as Not a closed species.... shes a latex clown demon puppy now

Greek workers, after months without pay, apply austerity cuts on their bosses car

i don’t know what’s cooler tbh: 

Demon horns being broken halos from when they were angels. 

Demons willingly grow their own halos, but never complete the circle to symbolize their rebellion against heaven’s strict order. 

Goombella X Vivian

i can’t find words for my anger right now so here’s a collection of thoughts that share the sentiment