Show Me All The Parts Of You That You Do Not Love So I Know Where To Begin.

me: coughing my lungs out bc im sick

also me: ah yes lets Hotbox My Room With Incense thats definitely a good choice to make

i had started doing these on my old blog but lets start it up again (because im dedicated to this list)

shit i heard in the halls at school

(pt 1)

*male voice* "THATS MY TITTY AMBER"

boy1: *runs at the other* "ImMa gEtCha ImMa gEtcHa"

boy2: *panicked noises and running away"

"I have a headache and life if meaningless but at least I finished my geometry homework'

"well sorry I don't want my first kiss to be with nasty-ass mcmono"

"would you cut off your balls? *then again, more intense* but would you cut off your balls???"

"hey *random boy* what's your opinion on boobs?"

"do you wanna try my shoe on?"

"now *that's* a DM to send to your girlfriend"

"YOU DREW ME AS MEGAMIND????????"

"thanos corn dog"

I don't think it's fair to give us a second moon and then tell us we can't keep it. We promise to feed it and take it for walks.

"you sound smart" that's because i've spent years doing academic writing to the point that it's my default cadence plus or minus the use of profanity as a tone indicator

"you sound stupid" that's because i'm dumb as fuck

i swear to god if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police

im in so much pain today and i hate it. i had to cancel going to a halloween event with my roommate and their kid brother bc i cant walk any more today- even with my crutches.

Shouting and screaming and ripping my hair out. I am braver than my pain. I am stronger than my pain. I am more resilient. I won't fall into despair.

just checking… do we fuck with femmes with no social skills? do we fuck with femmes who are still virgins? do we fuck with femmes with weird interests? do we fuck with femmes with happy trails? do we fuck with femmes who cannot flirt? do we fuck with femmes who are only into 80s/90s slasher films? do we fuck with femmes that are just silly lil guys? do we fuck with femmes with no gender? do we fuck with absolute LOSER femmes???

talking about myself btw

One year ago, “The Owl House” S3 concluded with “Watching and Dreaming”

April 8, 2023 

shit i heard in the halls at school

(pt 2)

"he wants to marry her?" "ya he's got a brain injury"

"I'm doing it. I don't care if I havE TO JUMP DOWN THERE AND DO IT MYSELF MYSelf. I'm doing it"

*as Cinderella walks down the stairs* "dang she THICC"

"I know it's infected! How do you know it's infected"

*male voice* "Kaden I think we have a good grudge running and to make it up we should have intercourse"

*loud male voice* "Taylor, showin' off those guns baby, yeah!"

*holding a candle and smelling it* "why does it smell like boy??,,, But WHY does it smell like BOY??"

"This is Salem, not the hood"

*obnoxiously bright voice* "are we gonna be POSITIVE today?"

"Has anyone ever told you to shut up? ...no? Well I am now"

“I’m an evil, mean lesbian” says the very fragile, sensitive lesbian