Being A Lesbian Is So Dumb. This Girl Once Sent Me A Photo Of A Rat She Found In A Dumpster And I Imagined

I love laying on the floor :) who else loves laying on the floor? I love laying on the floor :)

oh its nostalgia hour my friends

I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

blast abba so you cant hear the spooky sounds the wind makes

“Imagine having a child that refuses to hug you or even look you in the eyes”

Imagine being shamed, as a child, for not showing affection in a way that is unnatural or even painful for you. Imagine being forced, as a child, to show affection in a way that is unnatural or even painful for you. Imagine being told, as a child, that your ways of expressing affection weren’t good enough. Imagine being taught, as a child, to associate physical affection with pain and coercion.

moments i want to live in forever:

taking a bath or shower in the early evening during summer with the window open and the whole room is kinda balmy and warm and you can hear all the little bugs and frogs chirping outside

being outside right before a really huge storm and everyone is kind of hurrying around and the sky looks weird and you feel very small and strange

standing outside dorm or apartment buildings and seeing everyones different color led lights in the windows

walking outside after a long shift and its still dead silent outside under the streetlights and the air is still and you sit in your car in the dark and go through the notifs that have built up over the last few hours

staying up late at my grandparents's farmhouse and going down to the kitchen for a little snack or drink when everyone else is asleep

when it’s rainy and dark and you light a scented candle while you read all nice and cozy inside

the drive to the airport

being in any empty space where theres normally a lot of people (schools, churches, roads, etc)

sitting on the trunk of one of my friend's car at midnight while she pumped her gas

walking through the lighting section at the hardware store

small children just existing is the cutest thing

the boyfriend level (derogatory)

Go hiking. Fake your death. Become one with the forest. Elevate to forest god. The simple things.

shit i heard in the halls at high school

(pt 5)

" he came in, threatening..." *long pause* " ..lives"

"salad without eggs is like communism"

"i wish my bf was a boy scout so he could tie me up like that"

"i was singing tacones rojos-" "you weren't singing it right"

"straight bi or otherwise keep your hands off other men's thighs"

"my favorite part about easter break was bullying seven year olds"

"a Tootsie roll with red flags"

"now they do buy 2 get one free vasectomy"

"I didn't know what to write so i wrote the plot to sherlock in Spanish"

"awww i can't download tin- wait sorry i was thinking about tits"