Anyone Else Just Randomly Start Sobbing Over Stoick's Death Completely Unprovoked Or Is It Just Me?

Genuinely, how is RTTE a kids show. If I took plot points or certain lines out of context you would assume it’s a pg13 or R rated show.

“Leave now and your men won’t have to find out what burning flesh smells like” out of context is INSANEEEE.

The character lines this man could have had if it wasn’t a kids show.

Do you guys ever wonder what would change if Valka went back or wasn’t taken at all. Because I do.

As much as I hate on Valka for abandoning her kid and being a shit mother, things really wouldn’t be better with her there.

Imagine having a extremest dragon hating father and an extremest dragon loving mother. It would be agony.

Hiccup is smart and smart in the way he can read people. He’s socially aware.

I imagine Valka would try to get Hiccup to share her love of dragons with her but it would probably backfire.

Hiccup in an already isolated world where killing a dragon is everything and is his only hope at becoming liked would not react well to being told to be friendly with the beasts. Imagine Hiccup being further bullied for his ‘crazy’ mother who loves dragons.

Hiccup canonly admired his dragon killing dad. Hiccup canonly did not give a crap about saving or being friends with dragons before Toothless.

It wouldn’t work in the long run either because there is now a high chance Hiccup wouldn’t become Gobber apprentice because Valka is now there. Which means no Toothless.

Hiccup would be further isolated. And from what I can tell, Valka is just like Stoick in the sense that she is driven by her extremest ideologies and doesn’t listen. Like Stoick she would push her own wants and desires onto Hiccup.

Wow, Valka being a horrible mother actually did some good. Thanks Valka for staying away. You should have stayed away forever.

I’m biased, I don’t like her. But still-

"I am the biggest faggot and such a whore" exclaimed the most virgin aroace teenager to ever be born

My life is complete

Baldstrid

SIGHHHHH WELL I GUESS I HAVE TO MAKE IT NOW

just gimme a sec

Man I love HTTYD

I miss these freaks

Because of how different the Viking age was to modern day, I love that there’s so many career paths that HTTYD characters would take based on how well it fits with the Viking age careers. Because blacksmiths are very rare now (practically nonexistent) so Hiccup needs a new job. Anyways here’s some of my favorite hobbies/jobs I’ve seen/want modern au Hiccup to maybe have. I’ll only explain some.

Engineering major- inventor

A Digital artist

Architect

Welder

Horseback riding

Human geographer- or geographer in general

Zoology- or more specifically ornithology because hiccup loves studying dragons, why wouldn’t he love to study birds

Cartographer!

A psychics major- because he definitely has to calculate flying dynamics when he’s flying with toothless

A construction worker

Not a job but a hobby, Hiccup absolutely loves DND. This is factual. Argue with the wall.

A sky diving instructor.

Traditional artist who lives off commissions

Idk what job there is for this but traveling the world somehow

Just thought of it- pilot!

If you can think of any more please add them, I want to see how long this list can be. Or add other characters too!

HTTYD2 AU where Stoick doesn't get hit with a plasma blast, but Drago still takes Toothless, and Stoick and Valka BOTH have to hold their kid back from keeping him from running after Toothless.

Also, Hiccup resting his head on his dad's shoulder in despair about Toothless being taken from him.

I still find it kinda funny that she Ra is a show about healing from religious trauma thrown in a trench coat of glitter and princesses

how i think the gang is with physical touch (specifically cuddling):

hiccup- will cuddle for a certain amount of time, but once he hits that time limit his skin feels like it’s crawling and he needs to pull away

astrid- not the biggest fan of cuddling, but will tolerate it if she really loves whoever she’s cuddling

fishlegs- similar to astrid, but will tolerate it because he doesn’t want to hurt the feelings of whoever he’s cuddling

snotlout- he loves it, but will deny it till the day he dies. cannot catch this man cuddling anyone, no matter how much he wants to

tuffnut- loves loves loves it. he will cuddle anyone if given the chance. as immature as he may seem, he won’t make any girls feel unsafe or uncomfortable cuddling him because he simply does not care about romantic and/or sexual stuff with them

ruffnut- hates cuddles from everyone EXCEPT tuffnut. she will tolerate tuff, but if anyone else tries to cuddle her she WILL make them eat their own shit

bonus:

heather- is fine with hugs, but is not a fan of cuddling

dagur- this man WILL cuddle anyone and everyone, toxic masculinity be damned. no one is safe from his cuddles.

viggo- he doesn’t know how he stands with cuddling because who would he cuddle? ryker?? the hunters???? i don’t think so.

johann- no one wants to cuddle him.