If This Gets Uhhh Let Me Think Of A Number… 8k I Will Get A Skirt Before The End Of The Summer

When I was little, I thought that the language of English was a conspiracy. That the government was like: "OK, it's like 1700 and in a few hundred years this girl is gonna be born. Let's make a new language and then eventually someone's gonna tell her ity was all fake." My reasoning for people having accents/people not speaking English was that they just didn't want to comply. I genuinely believed that my parents and siblings all spoke another secret language that I didnt know about. I thought this till I was like nine

second place!!?!!?!!!?!?????seriously!?!!!?!??🥹🥹🥹 I've said it like a million times but Yuval Rafael you're A FUCKING QUEEN!!!!!❤️❤️❤️🎗️🎗️🎗️

Reblog this to place a small flower in the hair of prev, and that you're very proud of them

I participated in that!

BRO WHY DID YOU SEND SO MANY POL TO TYPE THE ALPHABET IN MY INBOX???

THEYRE NOT EVEN IN ORDER!!!

I GOT SO EXCITED TO SEE 11 NOTIFICATIONS IN MY INBOX BUT NO!

ITS A PRANK

WWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYY😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

who, me??

innocent 'ol me? how'd you know it was me?

I was trick or treating. I was probably ten years old? I dressed as a carrot and spent a really long time on my orange face paint. My friend and I went to this house with a maga sign. Typically, we wouldn’t have gone there because, well, because trump, but it was Halloween. We wanted candy. The lady who answered the door gave us candy and we left. As we were walking back down her driveway, she yelled to me: “by the way, I like your orange face!” So that’s why she voted trump. Ok. Got it 👍

happy birthday, Mona isa!

Everybody say happy birthday to my mom now

NUANCE SCHMUANCE

DOLPHINS DONT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING I MEAN THEYRE CUTE BUT IF THEY WOULD TALK I BET THEYD BE PICKMEs

= EVIL

BUT THE NUANCE

AND DOLPHINS EXIST

You absolutely slayed

I ate up these sketches I did last night and no one can tell me otherwise

@jokerandthethief @hex-eye. @hauntedmoontimetravel @sillybisexualidot @lesbianbookworm13

POST YOUR PICREWS AND GUESS WHAT ITS A TAG GAME

hey you’re a pathetic zionist fucking worm and you’ll get what’s coming to you. fuck israel and free palestine

lol ok whatever you want, but that’s still a threat and I can report it. Hey, btw TUMBLR PEOPLE HAVE YOU EVER SEEN AN ISRAELI/ZIONIST ACT LIKE THIS? no because Israelis are nice people