Please Be Nice To Me Unless Youre Being Mean In A Hot Way

ohhh. ok, got it (doesn’t get it). wait what? Oooohhhhhhhhh okay!! (still doesn’t get it)

oh boy i wish someone would notice my cries for help! [someone actually notices] noooo i'm fine don't worry about me

guy after having a completely normal social interaction: i made things weird again and they hate me

Who is the biggest hater in history?

Me when I'm in a mood

I am not immune to little items. if there's a thingy I need it. 1million knick knacks.

Imma start charging people for hurting my feelings $3 a minute

stop gatekeeping the controls. let me fiddle with the controls.

People Are Always Saying Some Things To Me And Well Im SICK Of It

*in a fight* you’re just jealous that my blood gets to go wherever it wants and yours is stuck inside your stupid veins

omg we are both fucked in the head wanna make out