Omg We Are Both Fucked In The Head Wanna Make Out

my bridge is so dark and scary if you wantto cross it you are going to need to answer my questions three. one are you mad at me

You're all just jealous because I'm sexy and overthrew God. I bet you can't even name one bad thing I've done aside from all the murder.

"ne'er-do-well" is such a harsh criticism like bro ne'er? e'er? like youd think at least some'imes id do well but nope. ne'er

dont joke about murder i was murdered once and it offends me

VIBE CHECK *gently presses our foreheads together*

please be nice to me unless youre being mean in a hot way

"Weird energy in here today" I say, referring to the inside of my brain.

"what do you do in spare time" i yearn and i dream about a life where im loved and nothings ever wrong and it takes up all of my evenings and weekends doing that

"Are you good in bed?" No, I can't sleep.

everybody get out of this grocery store i need some time alone