Snuck In Through The Garden Gate Every Night That Summer To Get My Pussy Ate Or Whatever It Was That

Neither romantic nor sexual nor platonic but a secret fourth thing (bonded like stray cats who cannot be adopted separately)

omg we are both fucked in the head wanna make out

VIBE CHECK *cups your face and kisses you till you're breathless*

i found you in this lifetime and i’ll find you in the next. consider this a warning

sorry I didn't listen to anything you just said I was busy thinking about when I can interrupt with my funnier, more superior story

the eighth deadly sin is actually being mean to me but they keep that one a secret

are you in a good headspace to receive my triple barrage hell nightmare skeleton attack right now.

DAMN!!!! the horrors can kinda get it 🥴

“how could you be so stupid” well you know what. its really not that hard

god forbid a girl be a little controversial in her lifetime