Are You Obsessed With Me? Were You Obsessed With Me? Will You Be Obsessed With Me? When Will You Be Obsessed

I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great

i accidentally showed some weakness earlier today it was disgusting i would not recommend it 

i heard he died of wanting snacks

don't bring anything to a knife fight

don’t even go everyone there has knives

i am not the bigger person. die immediately

well… *pushes up glasses* i’m something of a fucking idiot myself 😏

can you hold my hand it's my first time killing and im kind of nervous

didnt getd tucked into bed so ive died unfortunatley

yes I am fully aware that I’m The Worst™ but I still wanna be like……. loved and stuff

get yourself a main character whos two primary emotions are "little cunt" and "catatonic with grief"