*tinfoil Hat On* I Think Tmagp Being More Standalone Is The Real Red Herring And Some Fell For It Hook

TMA AU in which Jonathan Sims got himself a car after the promotion. He's not exactly a car person, but that's what people do, he's pretty sure of it. And he can do so much with that car. He can bitch about the parking in central London, he can use it to spy on his assistants, he can name the car, live in it for a while, have it stolen, have it confiscated, have it vandalized by every avatar in Britain. When Jon is on a run, he throws away his license plates and can't find them after his charges are cleared. He loses his driving license too, but that's alright, he can just consult with the Beholding to avoid police. At this point everyone tells Jon to leave the cursed pile of metal somewhere in the woods already, but he can't just abandon his beloved automobile! What do you think he named it? I think Barnabas. I also think the car became sentient and drove away after the apocalypse, as per the laws of the genre. Jon met Basira in one of the domains, asked if she's seen his car and got smacked immediately.

The propaganda machine is working fine

The Magnus Archives is just Jujutsu Kaisen for an adult audience in podcast form

when i was... a young shrimp.. my shrather (shrimp father)... took me into the city... to see a marching clam.....

Tumblr holidays not being used for the rest of the world is weird. What do you mean I have to go to school/work? Don't you people know Julius Caesar was stabbed multiple times?

TMA Au where everything is the same except The Magnus Institute is a shopping mall and the archives are a Claire´s.

the real horror of malevolent is the canon existence of a French Timeline