Avocado-47 - Ava

How listening to the Mechanisms feels like:

TMA AU in which Jonathan Sims got himself a car after the promotion. He's not exactly a car person, but that's what people do, he's pretty sure of it. And he can do so much with that car. He can bitch about the parking in central London, he can use it to spy on his assistants, he can name the car, live in it for a while, have it stolen, have it confiscated, have it vandalized by every avatar in Britain. When Jon is on a run, he throws away his license plates and can't find them after his charges are cleared. He loses his driving license too, but that's alright, he can just consult with the Beholding to avoid police. At this point everyone tells Jon to leave the cursed pile of metal somewhere in the woods already, but he can't just abandon his beloved automobile! What do you think he named it? I think Barnabas. I also think the car became sentient and drove away after the apocalypse, as per the laws of the genre. Jon met Basira in one of the domains, asked if she's seen his car and got smacked immediately.

The opposite of boylife is what happened to Faroe.

I love light’s staged little lover’s breakdown while holding L’s corpse in his arms. theater kid fuckass

Me from the ages of 6-11

ah! didnt see u there! u caught me indulging in one of my most fascinating interests as of late. its called a "dictionary". *turns page and softly chuckles* oh, this is clever...

Yeah, okay so this keeps happening

so now that chapter 112 is out can we appreciate the fact that Chuuya barged into the head of the PM's office with a set of fake teeth in his hands, asking for help like a child requesting assistance on tying his first tie, and Ruthless Murderer Mori Ougai looked this poor short man dead in the eyes and immediately decided to completely ruin his subordinates day for no reason other than he thought it was funny

the real horror of malevolent is the canon existence of a French Timeline