Funny Prank: Lure All Your Friends Into Listening To TMA By Dangling The Queer Ships In Front Of Them

needles be serving cunt.

him and ink5oul are besties

SPIT YOUR SHIT

if you ever see me getting manipulated by a blond, scarlet eyed, math professor that's 6 feet tall and has two brothers, don't bother with me. i want to be there

TMA AU in which Jonathan Sims got himself a car after the promotion. He's not exactly a car person, but that's what people do, he's pretty sure of it. And he can do so much with that car. He can bitch about the parking in central London, he can use it to spy on his assistants, he can name the car, live in it for a while, have it stolen, have it confiscated, have it vandalized by every avatar in Britain. When Jon is on a run, he throws away his license plates and can't find them after his charges are cleared. He loses his driving license too, but that's alright, he can just consult with the Beholding to avoid police. At this point everyone tells Jon to leave the cursed pile of metal somewhere in the woods already, but he can't just abandon his beloved automobile! What do you think he named it? I think Barnabas. I also think the car became sentient and drove away after the apocalypse, as per the laws of the genre. Jon met Basira in one of the domains, asked if she's seen his car and got smacked immediately.

gerard way is here to save us after the election

Michael trying to fit in with Gertrude and Gerard

reblog if u have no girlfriend, and no gerard 😔

Now more than ever we need to make Tumblr unmarketable, do NOT invite the government into this space.

greek mythology musicals my beloved

overheard someone say that lesbians don’t have male icons the way gay men have female icons…. baby you have not logged onto tumblr dot com. the lesbians are dedicating blogs to men who look like the default mii