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SOUP GROUP SOUP GROUP! GROUP AWOO IN FIVE MINUTES!!!

Introducing Impulse as a Saint Bernese (St. Bernard/Bernese Mt. Dog mix), Gem as a Golden Cocker (Golden Retriever/Cocker Spaniel mix) and the return of Borzoi Porl bc im obsessed with her

✨ i have commissions open! :D ✨

More puppers: Pixl / Jog / Porl

If possible, a deity/celestial design for empires!Gem since she confirmed that she is a celestial being at some point :]

i went a little overboard here but i really like how it turned out✨️☀️

Unsurprisingly I cant stop drawing the nosy neighbours

They just such besties that be always watching T-T

Also down here is where I got the earing concept from vvv

the spotlight shines down on the actors as they perform the final act

or my 2 month project is finally done :)

The Winners.

rbs are appreciated <3

A thousand words I could've said, and yet I still chose the ones that hurt you

//slight spoilers for Scott's latest witchcraft smo video\\

As soon as I saw Shelby's massive cloak I knew I had to draw it made of clouds. It looks so comfy I want one irl

Incorrect Witchcraft SMP Quotes

Prismarina: Hey, you want a tarot reading? Joey: Those are Pokemon cards. Prismarina: You got a magikarp. Joey: … Prismarina: It means 'fuck you'.

Eloise: pulls back the curtain while Lauren is showering Eloise: Hey did we - stop screaming it’s me - did we run out of Cheerios?

Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’ Lauren: Thanks fam! Scott: Oh no. Eloise: cries I love you too. Shelby: Sounds fake, but okay. Tiff: A flustered mess Prismarina: Can I get a refund?

Lauren: Heyyy Tiff, how’s your… drink?? Tiff: What do you mean drink? It’s coffee. Lauren: You sure?? Looks to coffee maker Tiff: Looks to coffee maker Cement sitting beside the coffee maker Tiff:…I’m on my third fucking drink right now, I should be dead.

Eloise: How does that even work? Joey, mocking them: hOw dO yOu UsE a cOmPUteR aNd KnOw wHaTS GoiNg oN iT DoEsNt mAke SeNSe?! Eloise: Your face doesnt make sense.

Prismarina: When I first met you, I did not like you. Joey: I'm aware of that. Prismarina: But then you and I had some time together. Joey: Uh-huh? Prismarina: It did not get better.

Prismarina: Shelby, why is Tiff intruding on our cuddle time? Tiff: Shelby, why is Prismarina intruding on our cuddle time? Shelby, in distress: Please… I have two hands…

Lauren: They made Shelby cry! Cleo: Shelby always cries! Shelby: That's not true! cries

Shelby: You have to apologize to Prismarina! Joey: Fine! Joey: Unfuck you, or whatever!

Prismarina is casually searching around the room Scott: Hey Prismarina, what’re you looking for? Prismarina: My will to live. Shelby walks into the room Prismarina: Oh, there it is.

Scott: out cold on the ground Cleo: Oh my god, do you think they’re okay?! Prismarina, holding a bucket of ice water: Who cares?! dumps all of the water on Scott’s face

Scott: I'm not creepy. Scott: I'm petty. Scott: There's a difference, ya' know.

Joey: Question, how difficult would it be to bowl in a bee suit? Tiff: Not that hard, I don't think, as long as you can move. Eloise: I'd assume as hard as it is to bowl in a maid outfit. Eloise: Wouldn't be any harder, but you'd get some WEIRD looks. Cleo: Are. Are you speaking from experience. Eloise: No! Eloise: Eloise: ….Maybe.

Cleo, furious: What do you mean we have homework tonight? I have books to read.

Cleo: So… what would you do if you were in bed with me? Lauren: Depends. Is your bed comfortable? Cleo: Yes. Lauren: I'd sleep.

Lauren: Prismarina, don’t go picking a fight with Scott. Don’t forget, they’re powerful, they could make life difficult for you. Prismarina: Wow, I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life.

Prismarina: If I was married to you I would put poison in your coffee. Cleo: If I was married to you I’d drink it.

Cleo: I feel like the world would be better if I'd never been born. Joey: Aw… that's not true. Joey: It'd be exactly the same. Joey: You're not important.

Cleo: Seriously, Lauren, how many people would you have killed if we’d asked you to? Lauren: That’s not important Cleo: I DISAGREE.

Cleo: There is no future. There is no past. Don't you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every fact. Prismarina: …All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

Shelby: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses. Prismarina: This knife is actually a magic wand. Tiff: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel. Scott: cocks gun Magic missile. Lauren: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

The Squad when asked about their earlier confession of love Lauren: Yeah, you're lucky. I like you. Tiff: I'd understand if you didn't feel the same way… Eloise: has a panic attack What confession? Prismarina: winks I know, babe. You like me too. Cleo: So what? Are you going to date me or not? Joey: It was a dare.

Cleo: Hey, what are you reading? Eloise: This is my magic book where any ink spilled shows a scripture of the future, however it bears a curse making it broken, and as such in order to make any scripture appears, I have to do it myself. Cleo: Impressive! I must have it for myself! Prismarina: So it’s just a Notebook? Eloise: It’s just a Notebook.

Scott: What’s up? I’m back. Tiff: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead Scott: Death is a social construct.

Prismarina: We have a problem. Scott: Let me guess, you caused it? Cleo: Gimme a sec, I'm not drunk enough to listen to this yet. Tiff: And it's another Tuesday, your point? Joey: Would shooting you solve this problem? No? Then shut up. Lauren: If you're mean the fire, that's our solution to last week's problem.

ShubbleYT has completed the challenge [It Spreads]

Something about this feels familiar...

(I drew this a while ago when witch shelby first met s1 corrupted sausage, I realize I'm late LOL)

[ID: 2 traditional empires smp drawings. The first is of shrub, in the forest around the undergrove, looking around nervously and reaching for a knife on her belt, she says "hello...?" With her back to a tree, which xornoth peeks out from behind. The second image mirrors the first, with witch shelby in the evermoore, holding her wand, and demon Sausage peeking out from behind a tree. End ID.]

aaahhhhhhhhhh shubble is fully corrupted now! can’t wait to see how this affects her interactions with the other emperors

love that she’s fully committing to the villain arc :)

EVIL WOMEN !! <33333

My HC for Shelby’s new skin and comparing it to her WC skin is that after being cured of the sculk her hair color changed, and then she eventually becomes WC Shelby, however I think it was confirmed that WC was canonically in between empires seasons? Maybe she somehow traveled back in time?

For some reason 1am often puts me in an Empires mood, so get some random headcanons:

fWhip and Lizzie meet up twice a week, once in Animalia's berry shop and once in the Goblands tavern.

They both invented a new drink specifically for their friend. fWhip made a pork chop smoothie with berry decorations on top for Lizzie and Lizzie made a special sculk juice with raw gold leaves as decor for fWhip. They immediately became their favorite drinks.

Jimmy is actually just the spirit of season 1 Jimmy, who currently possesses an action figure.

The action figure he's inhabiting is also one of those haunted dolls they make b-rated horror movies about. It was thrown away because it was too adorable to actually scare anyone.

Similarly, Editor!Joel is just the ghost of season 1 Joel who is currently haunting season 2 Joel. To be clear, he doesn't want to do that, he was just kicked out of the afterlife. Also, season 2 Joel hates him because he actually got the girl, while he's still trying and failing with Lizzie.

Empires False never actually did anything entirely evil. The pumpkin guy who keeps stalking her, however, has committed several war crimes and continuously frames her.

Sausage has taken a few habits from Eddie, the main one is him bouncing around every time he's feeling stressed, and him scrunching up his nose to sniff the air every time he enters a new space. Some people think he's a rabbit hybrid because of it.

Katherine can easily bench press both Pirate Joe and Shelby at once. This isn't even really a headcanon considering the giant axe she wields, but yeah, she can.

Shelby drinks all of the potions she creates at least once. She's either drunk or high, like, 90% of her life because of it. No one notices because she's just always like that, so it's normal for them.

Owen is not the first llama Scott made out with.

Hi i love your Nature Wives piece can i request them but s2 versions?

someone call for a monster hunter?

NATURE WIVES PSPSPSPSPS! Perhaps Shelby taking Katherine for a moonlit ride on her broom?

I went a bit off on this

*slides in* IDK IF THIS IS TOO LATE BUT CAN I REQUEST PIRATE JOE SHELBY AND KATHERINE HANGING OUT? They can be having a nice time or maybe a less nice time depending on if Joey and Shelby can get along

They dressed up as eachother for Halloween :D

The Winners.

rbs are appreciated <3

corrupted shubble in a tank top was not what I expected from sausage’s video but it was what I needed lmao

haven’t drawn buff shubble in a while! so of course I jumped at this opportunity

not my fav piece but I like it enough to post :)

The Great Storm Witch Shelby

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG. YESSSS!

I posted this in the Prismarina theory-discussion channel on Discord (March 23, 2023):

"" I had the same thought! I'm glad someone had the same idea!

So many lines that WitchCraft Shelby has just said in Episode 5 lines up:

1. "I wonder what SHE will think of me..." Scott has said mentioned a "he" who everyone believes is Jimmy. So it would make sense if Shelby was referring to Katherine.

2. "I've changed so much." Storm Witch Shelby has different hair, different outfit, different magic, & etc.

3. "I can't believe how strong I've gotten. This is everything I've ever wanted." We know that Esmp Shelby doesn't think very highly of herself, and that she wants to be stronger and help people.

4. "I have something to prove." Esmp Shelby has said how she has to prove herself worthy to the Academy so that they don't take her magic.

5. "I did awful in school." We know that Esmp Shelby got bad grades at school.

And finally, why wouldn't she question the existence of another Scott and another Joey? **Because of the rift.** There were 2 FalseSymmetrys on Empires at one time. They looked and acted differently from each other. If there were 2 Falses, why couldn't there be 2 versions of Scott and 2 versions of Joey. ""

That was what I wrote.

Shubble's Esmp S2 finale just came out 2 hours ago. And, after getting killed/cleansed of sculk by Sausage, she got brought back with lightning. She has white hair and the expertise she chose is storms! She even went to Joel for advice! And made up with Katherine.

AHHHHHHH!

I'm just so psyched about this, that all this lore gets perfectly put together.

I don't know what to do with myself now. This has kinda cleared all of my brain-rots since they were all about her.

Just. AHHHHHHHH!!!