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This will be Markiplier’s cameo in the FNAF 2 movie

Tell me you said no.

Tell me you said no.

If I'm in charge, I can make a difference.

No nightingales.

it is incredibly valid criticism that the only time the Master/Doctor ship was ever truly acknowledged as having romantic undertones was when they were in a m/f presenting couple, but also I will bite you if you accuse Twissy of being a straight couple. Michelle Gomez and Peter Capaldi weren’t out there doing all that to be considered as anything but a bi4bi t4t menace4menace partnership

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part 8: crowley

It's not my usual content, but trying to work out as a 6" 335 pound man has gotten easier for me because now I just pretend i'm the Wolverine trying to impress Wade (my wife)

I keep fantasizing about her walking in when im mid set all sweaty and going "Ooh big strong boy." And it's getting me through this horrid thing called exercise.

Ladies, fellas, people who all have a masc presenting spouce. Please walk in on your partner doing literally anything that they consider difficult and say "Oooh big strong boy" I promise you they will giggle.

Another thing to remember boys and girls is that Hugh Jackman is a MOVIE star. Im not denying that, yes, he is strong, and yes, he is very big, but he only looks that big for MOVIES.

They physically rub oil on this man, and for the super vieny shots, he dehydrates himself. I am sorry, fellas, but there is no healthy way to look like his movies.

And you aren't supposed to!! He's a superhuman mutant with advanced powers, and his entire character was made around being muscly. You do not have to look like the screen to look good. Hell, im sure you already look hella good now!

Damn. Look at you. All sexy and shit. PLEASE STOP COMPARING YOURSELF TO MOVIE MAGIC

Another thing to remember is that most huge guys either get paid to work out, use substances, or are not in good relationship with their bodies needs food wise. I always see these personal trainers and body builders shame people for not making it to the gym every day, but they get paid to be at the gym and paid to be fit.

I'd much rather you be happy and love your body then work yourself to death trying to look like movie or tv editing/lighting while using unhealthy techniques.

You are beautiful and amazing the way you are. You are loved, cared for, and HOT DAMN have you SEEN YOURSELF, LATELY!?? 😳

maleficent: *curses an infant*

diaval:

in my hands, the fire will never hurt you.

yeah that’s nice and all but did they burn up a sun just to say goodbye to each other

THE SMILE OHHH FUCK U