Already seeing people on tiktok saying “I still hate trump but he ate with this one” like … babes … you just got propagandized … that’s literally exactly what he created this situation in the hopes you would say …
Write it shitty, write it scared, write it without a clue but don't you be so spineless and have an AI write fanfic for you.
voidwalker doesn't make sense but like it does
Who Knew - P!nk
And I won't forget you, my friend
What happened?
If someone said three years from now
You'd be long gone
I'd stand up and punch them out
'Cause they're all wrong and
That last kiss, I'll cherish until we meet again
And time makes it harder, I wish I could remember
But I keep your memory, you visit me in my sleep
My darling, who knew?
and if doomsday doesn't start with sentryagent making out then is it even a good movie
i will never shut up about the parallel of erik and worst!logan grinning with a gun pointed at their heads IT'S JUST SO PERFECT
no i didn't draft a cherik fic where erik is president of a chess club and charles is "new in town" and erik is subtle with his powers and he's also a bit of an asshole because of some silly tragic backstory and charles joins said chess club and they're both on debate
no absolutely not why would i do that when i haven't completed literally anything else
wade: is logan a cat or a dog? because the tufts and claws suggest kitty but the growling and scenting lean towards puppy
althea: motherfucker leave me out of your kinky gay shit
poolverine fanfic roulette where you click on a fic without reading the tags and see if logan dated/pined over/slept with jean grey or scott summers or both in a weird love triangle
actually i don't want patrick stewart and ian mckellen to make out in doomsday because that would make the ship canon
i want marvel to write their silly scenes and do whatever (because they will anyway) and let the fandom handle the rest because the fun of shipping isn't forcing marvel's hand, it's watching them squirm as we point out not so subtle gay subtext between characters they actively try to sell as "just really close best friends"