Oh Sure So It's Okay For Jesus To Raise People Back From The Dead, But When I, Victor Frankenstein,

LOOK AT HIM! TINY MAN! A GOOD BOY!

imagine if god came down from heaven sometimes to hand you a burger

Fun Fact: Elephants think we're cute like how we see cats and dogs and all that good stuff.

Baby elephant thought man was drowning and rushed to save him

Timmy turner: man I am so depressed like clinically. Cosmo Wanda I wish I was not depressed anymore

Wanda: sorry timmy that's against da rules...we can't interfere with mental illness ):

Timmy: fine i wish I had xanax

Cosmo: ok *gives it to him from his pockets*

Robot disabilities. Robot who charges slowly and loses power incredibly fast and is always tired. Robot with malfunctioning lenses and can’t process visual information properly. Robot that can’t process anything too large and at a fast rate or else they’ll shut down. Robot with limbs screwed on too loose/just can’t attach correctly, so if they’re not careful they fall out. Robot disabilities,,,

Well, Fire fighter dude certainly didn’t hold back on his thoughts.

met a new kinda guy on twitter today

I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything

I’ve never come across a more threatening magnet