My Three Girlfriends. And Yes, They Smoke Weed.

Since Kung Pow Penis is coming back into the tumblrina’s arsenal, and new users are supposedly coming here from twitter who might not know in the first place, I think people need a bit of a reminder how to use it properly. You should only start or continue a KPP attack if OP is the one you’re trying to use it on. If you use it on somebody who added to the post, they won’t see shit past the initial K, and a potentially undeserving OP will have their notifications spammed by stray letters for ages.

With great power comes great responsibility, and with great Kung Pow comes great Penis.

dude shut up. i know how to cum i just dont feel like proving it alright

imagine youre cinderella and youre running away from the ball and your. actually i cant tell which shoe would be funnier to lose 

4am thoughts

im a published poet

experimental linguists hard at work in a top secret facility to discover the Ultimate Universal Slur