Literally Me Every Night

there’s not a mfer in this world I’ve ever respected more than 2009 dan. that was a mastermind. a man on a mission. he had one shot and he knew he had to take it. now he walks into the kitchen of the forever home he shares with the subject of “did you ever doubt your dream would come true” and gets greeted with “hello you stupid bitch”

So true

Can we please stop saying what Mark and Ethan do is cursed, or terrible, or disgusting, or anything of the like? Any time they do anything remotely sexual or anything everyone on this hell site acts like it's disgusting and it isn't. They're just friends having fun. Stop saying it's cursed or that they need to end Unus Annus now. If it actually makes you uncomfortable, that's fine. But for 90% of people saying it it just sounds like you're saying anything sexual is wrong or gross and I can't stand that.

allow me to debut the new gay phlag

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

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We’ll find you Amanda.

Here are my favourite excerpts from that one dan interview that has me screaming crying throwing up

Yikes…..

Holy crap... dang. Your so quick to liking. Again, thxxx

No problem, it's cause I e just got home and am already on my phone btw xxxx

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