@troyesivan this is amazing! Well done to whoever drew this
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Things about my dynamic with my friend that I just find very funny:
I'm 4'9 and sunshine, lollipops and rainbows. He's six foot, always dressed all black and his neighbours are scared of him.
Despite this, he's the one who censors swear words when texting, while I use fuck vigorously and with great elan.
He's the hug initiator, which is good because I like hugs but I'm terrible at initiating them. I'm the conversation initiator though.
Him telling me to go the fuck to sleep is basically a ritual by now.
On the last day of the festival where we met I noticed that my phone stopped working, he checked it for me, realized the battery had swollen and basically went "okay we will proceed by staying very calm and CHUCKING THAT THING AS FAR AWAY AS POSSIBLE JESUS"
One time I was trying to balance a whole bunch of stuff at once and he was like "you know I can just carry some of that" so I gave him the kitchen knife and he was like"yep I was hoping for that, I think it's better for everyone's safety if I take that "
He calls me sunshine. It's unimaginably sweet.
We both had night watch duties in a camp and were awake for like 24 hours and the next morning he was basically a zombie and I was so high energy I just jumped straight to showering, doing my make-up and going for a jog.
On the second occasion we met he first commented that I'm a lot shorter than he remembered me and then spontaneously made up a poem consisting of two lines which roughly translates to "you're short, but still a sunshine"
My heart.....
dan’s laugh thats like hhhhhHUHUH for a minute straight
Lol I need tumblr to see this! (Version w/links)
Funniest shit I’ve seen and had to share it here. lol leave a like on their TikTok
Her other platforms
Idk if people are seeing this be edited or not but this is the version with her other links
Main cast are Goncharov himself, his wife Katya (née Michailov), and Andrey
One side character is named Mario Ambrosini. He is described as a “sad boi” and is involved in gambling.
Set in Naples and involving a drug ring/mafia. The plot seems to involve Russian organized crime attempting to get a foothold in Italy.
There is a Boat Scene. Katya survives via resourcefulness.
Andrey and Goncharov have a substantial amount of homoeroticism. Andrey also has an internet in Katya. This forms a true love triangle.
At some point, Katya threatens to shoot Goncharov. This is framed as a Girlboss Moment.
There is also a Beer Bottle Scene.
Katya fakes her death.
troye is a work of art.
Of course!!
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When people tell me to stop obsessing over Youtubers and my Ships
Yikes…..