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literally me every night

sorry

idk where siri gets their information from but uh spouse

every reblog on this is how many times i will push ran off the glass roof during todays glass roof stream

“SHIPLASH - a definition”

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MamaVirtueMoir

Shiplash - pronounced much like whiplash, but with a ship instead of whip.

The emotional jerking  back and forth a Shipping Fandom goes though.

The Fandom will Swing from these two emotions:

They are together - everything is roses and love. Nothing will ever come between them.  They are in love.  It is a fairy tale

They are not together - the world is ending, there will never be good days again.  My entire mood is dependent on these two people being together.

Most fandoms experience some form of SHIPLASH, but the VirtueMoir Fandom is a prime example. Going from they are in love to they they will never be together in the span of 30 min or less.

If you are suffering from a case of SHIPLASH some recommended treatments:

1. Remember that your OTP are just people living their life the best way they know how.  The public persona of your OTP can be completely different than what they have at home.  Your OTP will misinform and misdirect in order to maintain privacy.  This is their right, because they do not owe you the truth or any details about their private lives.  No matter how much you want them to.

2.  Get off the internet if you get too upset in a negative phase of the SHIPLASHING.  Don’t read every post.  Don’t read every tweet.  Some people thrive on drama.  Tune them out.

3.  Go on Netflix, Hulu, Amazon Prime or just TV to take your mind off of the things that distress you.  Binge watch some series that will engross you.  Or even better read a good book.

4.  Focus on your own life if you need to.  

5.  Come back a few days later, the SHIPLASH will have swung the other way again.  And you can enjoy the light-hearted fun of shipping you initially came here for.

Shipping should be fun and entertaining - if you don’t enjoy it.  Step away.  

If you have the impulse to ruin someone else’s shipping experience - Step away.  It does not really matter what someone else believes or thinks.  Only what you believe or think.  Share it on your blog.  

When people tell me to stop obsessing over Youtubers and my Ships

every once in awhile I forget dan really is a slut and then someone reminds me I love it

dan is a slut in the way feral cats scream and flop on their backs for attention but immediately run away if you actually approach them

remember when we had joint content all the time? weekly live shows, spooky week and gamingmas, yearly pinof.. the hype of a book and two world tours... day in the life videos..... ig stories and selfies together... now what do i have. depression

just ship it 

periods should be a very acceptable reason to stay out of school

like hello im bleeding profusely from my uterus and im in pain and i just want to ball up into the fetile position in my bedsheets and cry