I Just Started Watching X Files For The First Time And I’ve Decided To Headcanon That Mulder Is Transmasc

[twirls my hair and sighs longingly] i want a sparring partner

(two guys sharing a strawberry)

guy who has never eaten a strawberry: this flavor is unfamiliar and alien to me, like nothing I've tasted before

guy who has eaten a strawberry: this rings of sweet memory, rich with nostalgia

sometimes you gotta do shit that would absolutely get you killed first in a horror film, like post on your phone thats on low battery while listening to Psycho Killer by the talking heads and walking down a street that has had multiple murders commited upon it at night

i do not want to be actually famous at all but there are like three aspects of fame that i want

people to obsess over stuff i make

interviews where i can talk about the stuff i make

rpf about me

I like my men like i like my coffee: mysterious omens of disaster that will kill you in high dosage

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i am going to get the cops called on me one day with the amount i climb in and out of my own window instead of using the front door

Fighting Type (left) VS Dark Type (right)

fucked up that sore throat make your ears hurt too...my voice has been taken and yet the suffering will not halt...

acupuncture is just trepanation with smaller holes