(two Guys Sharing A Strawberry)

terrible news for the bitches who hate me, i got my blood test back and i officially don't have lead poisoning.

bitches hate me bc i enjoy a nice glass of cold milk. also unrelated but i might have lead poisoning.

sometime i have fully gotten over an childhood interest to the point of almost forgetting it and then i see something completely innocuous related to it one day and then the Obsession™ returns, like a basketball to the face with the only warning being someone far away hollering "heads!" mere seconds before it hits

if i were a supervillain i would make escape rooms and lock people in them. i wouldn’t kill them or anything, id supply them with food and water and such, id just wait and see how long it took them to get out. id also do experiments on people such as kidnapping someone and dumping them on an island with a language completely unfamiliar to them (seperate origin too) and seeing if the critical period of child language acquisition is real. i would never do these things as i do in fact have morals and a general desire for others to be happy HOWEVER if i got hit with evil-serum i would be a mostly harmless but very irritating villain. i just need someone to do my little rat races but hamsters cant understand morse code so alas unless i lose all my morals i am stuck. im like the riddler with a slightly different brand of autism.

I guess the biggest problem with tentacle porn is that it seldom has a positive message

hey babe, heard you like pathetic men. well i just accidentally spilled a glass of water down my front then instantly burst into tears. yes im available

i need sam to beat john winchester with a folding chair.

I love them so much, I'm so happy

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i enter the political art exhibition going yay! i love art galleries! yippee!

i exit the political art exhibition going there are kinds of exploitation i could never have even imagined

perhaps a comedically large mallet to the head will save me