My Baby.

playing a fun game of caffeine vs melatonin or as i like to call it "states of consciousness speedrun"

I just started watching X Files for the first time and I’ve decided to headcanon that Mulder is transmasc nonbinary because what cis person is named “Fox”

if i were a supervillain i would make escape rooms and lock people in them. i wouldn’t kill them or anything, id supply them with food and water and such, id just wait and see how long it took them to get out. id also do experiments on people such as kidnapping someone and dumping them on an island with a language completely unfamiliar to them (seperate origin too) and seeing if the critical period of child language acquisition is real. i would never do these things as i do in fact have morals and a general desire for others to be happy HOWEVER if i got hit with evil-serum i would be a mostly harmless but very irritating villain. i just need someone to do my little rat races but hamsters cant understand morse code so alas unless i lose all my morals i am stuck. im like the riddler with a slightly different brand of autism.

6 hours; 2 of those were spent on this hair

more: parker / eliot

i do not want to be actually famous at all but there are like three aspects of fame that i want

people to obsess over stuff i make

interviews where i can talk about the stuff i make

rpf about me

Hi yes so ever since Miku dropped on Fortnite my obsession was reignited. This drawing it inspired by a email I got from GoodSmileCompany about a new Miku Noodle Stopper figure. I thought Miku sleeping in Ramen would be so cute so I hope you guys like!

need a joint or a lobotomy

dont know why im so high rn but i do know that i LOVE tears for fears. holy shit they’re so good. fuck man you’re right it is a very very mad world.

hey, [puts my hand on your shoulder, nods solemnly] get a lip piercing.

The day I learn to :3 irl is the day the whole world bends to my will

i’m not a “twink”, i’m a freak of nature