Dragon Melting Glass In Its Mouth And Blowing Bubbles With It

very stereotypical white guy thing to say but i genuinely think i would be significantly happier if i could eat large quantities of mayonnaise without getting sick

need someone to kiss me like our love is a certainty but fight me like we are deeply repressed homoerotic rivals

if you are making soup and you think “hmm i wish this soup looked a bit more silly” you can make it blue. they can’t stop you. make that soup blue.

i reakon if you stabbed me with a guitar lead and plugged the other end into an amp i could make some pretty funky sounds

everyone talks about Neo and Trinity being Trans, but no one talks about Mouse. Mouse is 100% the blueprint for so many Trans Men I know and seen. Even when he's in the Matrix, everyone is walking around in sick ass leather clothing or a full 3 piece suit as what they think is the coolest shit they can wear and what's Mouse wearing, a fucking Blazer and a graphic T, do I need to say more, I love him.

i need to get more autistic on here, what ive been doing so far is not enough, i need to infodump

I like my men like i like my coffee: mysterious omens of disaster that will kill you in high dosage

having adhd is all fun and games until you forget to eat because you are too busy sharpening your axe

laios can’t make eye contact because he is autistic, i can’t make eye contact because i am staring at his tits (and also have autism)

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