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national mikey madison day passed last week! hope shes killing it out there and all these movie announcements for her arent an april fools joke i hate yall 😭
Laenyra para el corazón
Viserys just trying to enjoy his dinner after finally convincing his daughter to marry: …
Daemon: shit sorry forgot I was exiled. I must have forgot while murdering my wife. Alas I must fuck your daughter in the middle of her wedding feast where everyone can see us
Laena: Daemon may be a red flag but I’m colour blind and I’ll ride that dragon like he’s Vhagar
Alicent: ✨dramatic entrance✨I declare war. Also Rhaenyra’s a SLUT! That I’m totally not in love with this is a normal reaction to your former homoerotic bestie fucking her kings guard
Sir Criston: IM A DIRTY WHORE! FUCK GAY PEOPLE! HOMOSEXUALITY’S A SIN AND I AM GOD. Alright cool if you don’t mind imma go kill myself
Harwin: RHAENYRA! *punches his way through a brawl* I hear you have an opening for your personal whore and I must say I would be honoured
Rhaenyra: Uncle Daemon wouldn’t it be so hot if you murdered everyone in this room and then fucked me on top their corpses. I’d marry you if you did that
Viserys:
I was thinking about how both Wednesday and Enid are ‘act now think about the consequences later’ type of people. And how therefore, with Wednesday’s uncanny ability to attract death and destruction wherever she goes, this will inevitably lead them into being half way into doing some stupid shit before realising they have no business being involved in said stupid shit…
Wednesday: I can’t believe you thought I did it.
Enid: I can’t believe you though I did it. I’m not the one prone to murder here.
Wednesday: Prone to murder? Name one person I’ve murdered so horrifically.
Enid, sarcastically: Oh I don’t know. That kid you dumped piranha on!
Wednesday: He’s still alive Enid! That’s only attempted murder!
Enid: Excuse me if I thought that meant you committing a successful murder was a possibility!
Wednesday: That’s so not the point and you know it.
Enid: Feel free to enlighten me.
Wednesday: Seriously? If I was going to kill someone i’d never be this sloppy. This is a complete hatchet job. No pun intended. I’m honestly offended my own girlfriend has such low expectations when it comes to my ability to kill someone and get away with it.
Enid: Oh my god why is this a thing you’re sensitive about? There was a dead guy right in front of me. I was freaking out! I’m sorry if I didn’t consider your feelings regarding the efficiency of whoever nerked the corpse I found you standing over.
Wednesday: You’re forgiven. Honestly the piranha incident wasn’t my finest work. I fear my easy capture and inability to finish the job will forever stain my otherwise perfect delinquency record.
Enid: I know, I know, woe is you. But sweetheart I need you and that big haunted brain of yours to focus. Because if you didn’t do it and I didn’t do it. Who’s fucking murder did we just cover up?
SORRY BUT THIS MOMENT.
Wednesday, texting Enid : Enid, I think my stalker has finally made a move, I’m being kidnapped. Sincerly, W.Addams
Enid: Where are you?
Wednesday : I’m with some strange person. In a appealing looking van.
Enid : I’ll call Yoko.
Yoko, answering their cell: Y’ello?
Enid : Where’s Wednesday? She texted me that she's were being kidnapped. You were supposed to be hanging out together!
Yoko: Wednesday? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-
Yoko:
Yoko: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*
Yoko: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!
Wednesday : WHO ARE YOU?!
EMMA AND OLIVIA TOGETHER I LOVE THEM WITH ALL MY HEART THEY'RE SO BEAUTIFUL