bloojaedos

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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.

oh no…

GeneCo brand top surgery where if you don’t pay on time a Repo Man comes to sew your tits back on

this tornado season so far is pretty

✨awful✨

it’s almost like we had a perfectly functioning national weather service and should not have defunded it, oh well. have fun with surprise tornadoes with no relief after

photos by me sitting on my porch watching rotations form (the lightning is just cool but abnormally strong this year)

one day blinding stew

“when will i grow my rainbow head, dad?”

Southern Cassowary (Casuarius casuarius), father with chicks, family Casuariidae, order Casuariiformes, northern QLD, Australia

Photograph by Johan Larson

Hey i’m a fashion design student so i have tons and tons of pdfs and docs with basic sewing techniques, pattern how-tos, and resources for fabric and trims. I’ve compiled it all into a shareable folder for anyone who wants to look into sewing and making their own clothing. I’ll be adding to this folder whenever i come across new resources

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/16uhmMb8kE4P_vOSycr6XSa9zpmDijZSd?usp=sharing

my life has been soooo much better since i killed myself

WIN FOR STAN LOVERS EVERYWHERE

I’ve been on this site too long

subscribing to a fic isn’t enough I need the author to blast a bat signal into the night sky whenever they update

yall why is oklahoma experiencing the DUST BOWL rn, i cant even enjoy the sun because the air chokes you

HELLO????

i love posting on here and on blue sky as if im the most popular famous person ever (and dont average 3 notes a post) i am “cringe” but i am free and about to be way more annoying

are the youth even reading destiel anymore is that ancient scrolls lost to the older generations before i post a new chapter

Being a pro censorship ao3 user is so insanely cringe. Either use the (incredibly effective and well designed) filtering system to avoid seeing the shit you don't like or stop complaining. Leave the pro censorship rhetoric to Wattpad or smth

carbon monoxide isnt real its all madeup to sell those alarms and so you dont act too silly and unique in your own home

“yr local cryptid” girl u r 29

Fun Fact Friday: West African Slender-Snouted Crocodile

Image Credit: San Diego Zoo

Fun Fact! West African Slender-Snouted Crocodiles(Mecistops cataphractus), despite their unnerving appearances, can be amazing parents. The mothers will guard their nests until the eggs hatch. She will then dig up the nest and very gently help the remaining unhatched babies to hatch by carefully cracking their shells. The mother and sometimes the father will then protect the young until they become independent.

guys i have a problem

i dont watch a lot of shows, so i keep finding ships for shows i have no idea about and then just consuming fanfics as if they’re peoples original characters and i just see something from the show and just

guys im a legal minister

Flower Lamps

hey… grisps you

i cant stop saying "grisp it"

kicking my feet and twirling my hair

i just wokeup 2 hours early and cant go back to sleep so instead of being mad i’m using this as an opportunity to adjust my alarms and

r e a d s o m e t h i n g

until i must leave the realm of my heated blanket and venture to my 8:30 class with my potion of wakefulness

crying

he didn't see the real grass like in years

no, babe, i dont do casual. its mind numbing devotion for all eternity or nothing

i just need to know if im insane for having a reading word count of 3 million in February. Do other people count that? how much do you guys read a year? guys im running out of books i like im scared