Fun Fact Friday: West African Slender-Snouted Crocodile

oh no…

"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.

First entry for Forduary!! I had to double check to see if eyebats were from journal 1 or not, because I confused them for the floating eyeballs lmao 🙃

GeneCo brand top surgery where if you don’t pay on time a Repo Man comes to sew your tits back on

i just need to know if im insane for having a reading word count of 3 million in February. Do other people count that? how much do you guys read a year? guys im running out of books i like im scared

i just wokeup 2 hours early and cant go back to sleep so instead of being mad i’m using this as an opportunity to adjust my alarms and

r e a d s o m e t h i n g

until i must leave the realm of my heated blanket and venture to my 8:30 class with my potion of wakefulness

subscribing to a fic isn’t enough I need the author to blast a bat signal into the night sky whenever they update

WIN FOR STAN LOVERS EVERYWHERE

Flower Lamps