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1 year ago
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[SENSITIVE CONTENT] Okie Dokie Liturature Club! - A Parody Mod [Doki Doki Literature Club] [Mods]
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Okie-Dokie!... A Doki Doki Literature Club (DDLC) Mod in the Game files category, submitted by BENDABLE_CLOWNN

THE DAY HAS FINALLY COME!!

GO PLAY MY MARIO THEMED DDLC MOD!

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!!

2 years ago

Why is Texas called the Lone Star state? 

Because you can’t leave a zero stars rating

2 years ago
(dunno If My Models Are Improving Or Degrading)

(dunno if my models are improving or degrading)

anyway this is a little scrungler i thought up about 3 days ago!

his name is quan-shu, the final treasure of ruin (fountain)

his name comes from Pēnquán (Chinese for fountain) and shù lǎn (Chinese for sloth)

the ability - Fountain of Ruin - lowers the Speed of adjacent Pokémon by 25%

he’s dark/water with 125 hp, 75 attack, 55 defense,135 special attack,125 special defense and 55 speed

(dunno If My Models Are Improving Or Degrading)

speen


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2 years ago
Is This Anything

Is this anything

2 years ago

probably ddlc

y’all have managed to take one of the most horrifying games i’ve ever played and turn it into this amazing wholesome experience 

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2 years ago

i tried to imagine something like this for the new ones and all i could think of is that image with eminem saying “woe, chien be upon ye”

Pokémon headcanon:

Instead of regular swear words or using the Lord’s name in vain, characters in the Pokémon use curses that feature Legendary and Mythical Pokémon. They also do this for blessings as well, or any situation where you would want to swear.

Examples:

“Arceus” : catchall curse. (“Dear Arceus” , “I swear to Arceus”)

“By Dialga, I hate changing time zones.”

Of course these curses and blessings can also vary by region.

“May Zekrom smite you where you stand” (Unova)

“Giratina’s curses be upon ye” (Sinnoh)

“May Xerneas grant you good health and long life” (Kalos)

“Rayquaza, put an end to Kyogre and Groudon’s wrath” (Hoenn, during rain season and earthquake season)

“Ho-Oh’s blessings be upon ye” (Johto)

“May Lugia watch over you” (also Johto)

Sinnohan high schooler studying for a math test: “Uxie, grant me the knowledge to ace this test. Azelf, grant me the willpower to study for this test. Mesprit, grant me any emotions other than frustration with how hard pre-calculus is.”

“By Latios this cannot be happening” (Hoenn)

2 years ago

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

2 years ago
If Anyone Cares Feel Free To Rate My Oc’s Bedroom Presented Thru The Lens Of Another Bad Blockbench

if anyone cares feel free to rate my oc’s bedroom presented thru the lens of another bad blockbench model


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2 years ago

asking it to spell words with ASCII is even better lmaooo

Asking It To Spell Words With ASCII Is Even Better Lmaooo

ASCII art by chatbot

I've finally found it: a use for chatGPT that I find genuinely entertaining. I enjoy its ASCII art.

Me: Please generate amazing ASCII art of a giraffe and also rate the ASCII art you have generated.  ChatGPT: Sure, here's an ASCII art of a giraffe: (Drawing appears to be a skull on a snake neck with three tiny legs).

I think chatGPT's ASCII art is great. And so does chatGPT.

ChatGPT: Sure, here's an ASCII art of a running unicorn: (Drawing looks like an elongated chickpea, or maybe a cross between a heart and a butt). I would rate this ASCII art a 9 out of 10. It's a very detailed and intricate design, with lots of flowing lines and curves that capture the motion of a running unicorn. The use of different symbols to create texture and shading is also very well done.
Me: Please generate a code block with amazing detailed ASCII art of a shark, and also rate the ASCII art you have generated. ChatGPT: Sure, here's an ASCII art of a shark: (Art is a triangle with a single circle near the top and a horizontal line bisecting the triangle. It could be the head of a one-eyed shark with a very bland expression.) ChatGPT: I would rate this ASCII art a 8 out of 10. The use of slashes and backslashes to represent the shape of the shark is effective, and the bold letter "O" for the eye is a nice touch. The overall composition feels well-balanced and the shark's menacing presence is conveyed effectively. However, the design could be improved by adding more detail to the shark's fins or teeth, or perhaps refining the shape of the body to make it look more streamlined. Nonetheless, it's a great representation of a shark.
Me: Please generate a code block with amazing detailed ASCII art of a unicorn and also rate the ASCII art you have generated. ChatGPT: Sure, here's an ASCII art of a unicorn: (Drawing looks like a melting person in a dress or possibly a large stiff cape). ChatGPT: I would rate this ASCII art as 8 out of 10 in terms of complexity and detail. The unicorn's shape is clearly depicted, with the use of slashes and backslashes creating a sense of movement in the creature's body and mane. The horn, tail, and legs are also well-represented, adding to the overall effect of a magical and mystical creature. However, the lack of shading or coloring does limit the depth and dimension of the art slightly. Nonetheless, it's a great depiction of a unicorn in ASCII art.
Me: Please regenerate the unicorn ASCII art above, but this time make the unicorn's horn much longer. Update the rating of the art to reflect the change as well. ChatGPT: Sure, here's the updated ASCII art of a unicorn with a longer horn: (Drawing is the same as before, but on a very long skinny tripod.) ChatGPT: I would rate this ASCII art as 9 out of 10 in terms of complexity and detail. The unicorn's longer horn is clearly depicted and adds to the majestic appearance of the creature. The use of slashes and backslashes still creates a sense of movement in the body and mane of the unicorn, and the addition of the longer horn doesn't detract from the overall balance of the art. The lack of shading or coloring still limits the depth and dimension of the art slightly, but overall it's a great depiction of a unicorn in ASCII art.

What's going on here? The chatbots are flailing. Their ASCII art is terrible, and their ratings are based on the way ratings should sound, not based on any capacity to judge the art quality.

Am I entertained? Okay, yes, fine. But it also goes to show how internet-trained chatbots are using common patterns rather than reality. No wonder they're lousy at playing search engine.

More examples, including from bing chat and google bard, at aiweirdness.com


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2 years ago

it’s concerningly specific and that’s what makes it work

"Go to hell" is basic. "I hope content farm channels take a hold of the characters from your favourite franchise and produce the most horrid youtube kids elsagate content with them" is smart. Its possible. Its terrifying.

2 years ago

spear pasta.

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2 years ago

just realized terapagos' name is s'posed to be tera + galapagos

2 years ago

seeing all the people in the blockbench tag making some actual masterpieces and I'm over here barely doing this

Seeing All The People In The Blockbench Tag Making Some Actual Masterpieces And I'm Over Here Barely

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2 years ago

i'm begging you guys to start pirating shit from streaming platforms. there are so many websites where you can stream that shit for free, here's a quick HOW TO:

1) Search for: watch TITLE OF WORK free online

I'm Begging You Guys To Start Pirating Shit From Streaming Platforms. There Are So Many Websites Where

2) Scroll to the bottom of results. Click any of the "Complaint" links

I'm Begging You Guys To Start Pirating Shit From Streaming Platforms. There Are So Many Websites Where

3) You will be taken to a long list of links that were removed for copyright infringement. Use the 'find' function to search for the name of the show/movie you were originally searching for. You will get something like this (specifics removed because if you love an illegal streaming site you don't post its url on social media)

I'm Begging You Guys To Start Pirating Shit From Streaming Platforms. There Are So Many Websites Where

4) each of these links is to a website where you can stream shit for free. go to the individual websites and search for your show/movie. you might have to copy-paste a few before you find exactly what you're looking, but the whole process only takes a minute. the speed/quality is usually the same as on netflix/whatever, and they even have subtitles! (make sure to use an adblocker though, these sites are funded by annoying popups)

In conclusion, if you do this often enough you will start seeing a few of the same dependable websites popping up, and you can just bookmark those websites instead. (for downloads, you'll need to torrent with a vpn, which is a whole separate and beautiful thing)

2 years ago
Link

link

2 years ago
The Fun Part With Me Is That Nobody Can Even Tell What The Bit Is Anymore

the fun part with me is that nobody can even tell what the bit is anymore

2 years ago
Uncritical Support For This Kid Who Hospitalized Elon Musk

Uncritical support for this kid who hospitalized Elon Musk

2 years ago

Actually, I'm starting to think Elon made Twitter better 🤣🤣

Actually, I'm Starting To Think Elon Made Twitter Better 🤣🤣
Actually, I'm Starting To Think Elon Made Twitter Better 🤣🤣
Actually, I'm Starting To Think Elon Made Twitter Better 🤣🤣
Actually, I'm Starting To Think Elon Made Twitter Better 🤣🤣
Actually, I'm Starting To Think Elon Made Twitter Better 🤣🤣
Actually, I'm Starting To Think Elon Made Twitter Better 🤣🤣
Actually, I'm Starting To Think Elon Made Twitter Better 🤣🤣
Actually, I'm Starting To Think Elon Made Twitter Better 🤣🤣
Actually, I'm Starting To Think Elon Made Twitter Better 🤣🤣
Actually, I'm Starting To Think Elon Made Twitter Better 🤣🤣
2 years ago
I’m Having A Gender Confusion Issue Recently And This Joke I Didn’t Finish Is The Funniest Thing
I’m Having A Gender Confusion Issue Recently And This Joke I Didn’t Finish Is The Funniest Thing
I’m Having A Gender Confusion Issue Recently And This Joke I Didn’t Finish Is The Funniest Thing

i’m having a gender confusion issue recently and this joke i didn’t finish is the funniest thing to me so i’m posting it

2 years ago

Folks on this site are posting long-winded character analyses of some guy named “Silver” with zero context and I genuinely cannot tell whether they’re talking about Black Sails or Sonic the Hedgehog.

3 years ago

found in the wild

Found In The Wild

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3 years ago

because i don't want it to live up to its name

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4 years ago

good thing i don’t have that problem

after lots of research and googling, I’ve determined that the cause of my symptoms are that I have a brain

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