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I’ve had this on repeat for a million times
The sequel
My friend and I discussing the future of America.
My friend and I discussing the future of America.
God, I'm so gay.
One time I did anal wrong and walked like a thug for two days. Unfortunately, I had to get groceries during those two days and I got followed and stared at in Walmart because they thought I was gonna steal something.
This is my beautiful son.
His name is Ronnie
He is the most energetic boi❤
I hate people who try and invalidate other people's sexuality because it's not a majority. (Ex. Asexuality, Demisexuality, etc.)
I've seen a lot of people say that it doesn't exist or it's ruining the LGBTQ+ community, which is absolutely bull.
You know who's really ruining the community MAPs. MAPs are practically pedophiles who claim they're in the LGBTQ+ community and say that pedophilia is a full on sexuality. They are disgusting and revolting human beings who shouldn't even be allowed to be called human at this point.
Every one under the Asexual umbrella isn't hurting anyone. They are normal people who just don't like sex unless they literally fall in love or they just don't do it. In what context and way are they making you, Karen and Chad, invalidate them?
How about a strawberry flavored one?
I’m gay and I deserve a battle axe.
Someone is cooking bacon and eggs on my apartment floor. wHO TF IS MAKING A BALANCED BREAKFAST AT 6 P.M.!
Me: Mom, I'm transgender. It means I want to be a man and would like to be known as one from now on.
My Mom: What does that even MeAn?
mothers are like *intentionally misinterprets your words*
Women: *just doing their jobs and they accidentally show 5cm of their ankle*
All men within a 5 mile radius:
The story behind The Laundress.
One good way to tell if your roommate is leaving. They put on pants and deodorant.
Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.
When a life or death situation comes up:
Me: just relax. It's cool.
When a minor inconvenience enters my life:
Me: jUST RELAX! WHY AREN'T YOU RELAXING!!
I can guarantee that I have more arguments with myself than a married couple on the verge of divorce.
On Tuesday my class starts around 12:30 so I left my dorm at 11 to arrive 30 minutes before it. I got to the classroom and everyone was already there apparently AND they already introduced themselves. So I just came in and introduced myself and sat down. Since it was the first day we even got let out early, at 12:35. All was good until today, Thursday, I had realized that my class starts at 12:45. I literally walked into the wrong class on my first day and no one caught it. Not even me.
Ranch vs. Buffalo Sauce
My friend and got into a argument over which dipping sauce is superior with pizza. I chose ranch and he chose buffalo sauce. What’s your input, guys?