"you Are Addicted To Screens" No No You See I Am Actually Addicted To My Friends. Unfortunately They

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Sorry I liked your post 37 seconds after you posted it. I am both incredibly online and have a crush on you.

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

on their clit like morse code

a real blorbo is someone you can both write a lengthy and serious/sad analysis on yet also constantly and i mean constantly make stupid jokes about

if I was batman villain I’d just put all my time, effort and energy into slashing his tires, no matter how many time he updates that goddamn batmobile I would find a way

Abolish the comic book industrial complex 🙂

I mean 🤭

So within two days of each other, Fox News writes an article comparing aromanticism and asexuality to pedophilia, and then Matt Walsh releases a video saying asexuality is a mental illness and asexuals are tricking teenagers into having depression.

Not sure what’s going on right now over in Conservative World, but it’s a hell of wild U-turn for them to suddenly switch from “Oh no! The left is sexualizing our children!” to “Oh no! The left is asexualizing our children!”