story prompt: you, a psychic, have a tendency to appear in other people’s dreams. you just took too much nyquil. tonight is gonna be wild
I will tolerate any treatment.
Like I watch tv sometimes, and I'll put up with anything.
I'll watch an episode of some garbage CW show---
You know, I don't wanna name an actual show so let's just make one up; let's call it "Supernatural."
So I'll watch an episode of "Supernatural" and I'll show up on my couch and I'll go, "Can I have some decent character development and emotion that makes sense, please?"
And they go, "No. It's Buckleming."
And I go, "Okaaay!"
And then I go to the bathroom.
And then I come out of the bathroom and I go, "Any updates?"
And they go "Yeah, we killed off our third main character in the most controversial way possible, and then killed off his apparent love interest two episodes later, while you were scrolling through Tumblr. Because we hate you. Now take this promo pic with Castiel on it and hopeful messages from the cast to make you excited about the finale, go, fetch!"
And I go, "Okaaay!" and I go over to Andrew Dabb and go, "Can I have a decent ending, please?" and he goes "NO!"
And I go, "Okaaay!"
And he goes, "You"re a little Destiel clown, aren't you?"
And I go, "Nooo," and he goes, "SAY IT!" and I go, “I'm a little Destiel clown."
And then I go over to the Supernatural Writers' Room, which is an oxymoron, and I go, "Can I please an actual plot line for this finale instead of just montages?" and they go "No! In fact, we're gonna make this the worst episode since Bugs, and you're gonna be shamed for liking this show for thirty years!"
And I go, "Why are you doing this to me?!"
And they go, "Because we're CW Supernatural, and life is a fucking nightmare!"
my favorite show is supernatural. it started in 2005 and ended in 2010. i think it’s fun to sometimes speculate on what might’ve happened afterwards, but who knows? it’s a damn shame the show got cancelled after season 5.
All episode times were sourced from the IMDB page for each episode. All times for movies were also sourced from IMDB. I plan on updating the individual series/ season once all episodes have been released therefore also updating the times of both that individual series and the total Trek run time.
If you see any errors or something I have missed please let me know. This was a project all one by just one individual, me.
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For the last day of Unus Annus, I made an entire wallpaper set to celebrate the end. Unus Annus. Memento mori. 🖤 x
*stands in the moonlight to absorb big witch energy*