castaspell-onyou
Football freak, Cycling fan
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Epic live sentences part drei š£
-At the start of the live Dej says that his Internet connection is bad and then adds āMaybe I didnāt pay my bills nowā tako je dejane dosta je bilo zajebavanja na naÅ” raÄun
- After looking @ the comments he asks why people are hiding behind pages with his name {those are called fan pages Dejan okay? Okay}
- Someone asked Salah or Å ime? He said that those are two different men and then started describing Å ime (his gay showed) saying: āÅ ime is.. Å ime is.. With what can I compare Å ime? *smiles* I donāt know. Å ime is a god. He is in his own world and Iām somehow fitting in this world inside him. And we just get along together. And he is an amazing guy.ā {shout out to Petra I copied this from you}
-After slurring upon his own sentences his brother comments on the live āyour sentences are well formedā
-Then he tries to invite/call Å ime into the live but does not succeed
-Oxlade comments and asks who his favourite teammate is and Dejan answers āMo and Ox, thatās my honest answer.ā
- Invites Ox into the live [Alexās ābrateeā is so cute, heās such a cutie]
- Tries calling Å ime again at which he accepts and enters the live
- Meanwhile Davor and Iamrockfilius keep talking in the comments lmao
- Å ime couldnāt hear Dej well and here comes the Balkan swearing soul ājebem ti Internet viÅ”e u piÄku materinuā then says āno hearing needed, everything is already knownā [ne treba se Äuti sve se znaš]
- āWhoās better, Å ime or Salah? Well, those are two different men. Itās like comparing lamborghini and ferrari.ā
- Shows the TV in his room and adds āEveryone should have huge tvs so we can stream our lives so everyone sees what we do in the bedroom even when we are asleep. ā (uhh okay Dej) and then says that it would be like a series of their ig lives
- What do you think about my hair? It grew nicely. Should I cut it again? *laughs* Iām joking, that was the mistake of the century . {we are glad you realised it letās never do that again}
- Turns the camera towards the wall where chopped wood can be seen and says: āLook I bought 10 meters of wood.ā at which Å ime asks if he cut/chopped them himself
- Å ime sends the smol chicken emoji and then adds did he start walking / did he arrive?
- How is the chicken raising going? Oh, I didnāt tell you, someone DMed me a photo of a live chicken. They are holding a live chicken and saying AJ LAJK.
- [talking about bad internet connection] āNe radi? Kako ne radi? Jel do mene ili tebe? O jebem ti mater u piÄku.ā - Itās not working? How is it not working? Is it me or you? Oh fuck your mother in the pussy.
- Dej asked him if he got his rockf shirt and Å ime says no he didnāt get it yet and Dej replies: āYou didnāt? How? Matija you are fired. Do you hear me? You just got fired on instagram live in front of 10 000 people. ā
- Davor was also watching the live and then wrote in the comments IAMOTKAZ - IAMFIRED (cause Matijaās insta username is IAMROCKFILIUS)
-Å ime was eating pomegranate when Dej called him, Dej couldnāt hear him well so Å ime said heās gona write it in the comments and he just wrote āI am eating pomegranate.ā
- Somewhere near the end of the live Å ime said heās going to go & eat 2-3 more pomegranates and Dej was obviously shook because of that & he said 2-3 more?! Are you crazy? You will spend the whole night on the toilette.
- Dejan telling Å ime about the Mo or Å ime questions and Å ime saying āTo je Å”alahā. He literally made a pun because Å”ala means joke it doesnāt make sense on English but it was amazing 10/10
- Å ime telling Dej to quiet down because his dogs are asleep [shows the dogs] and Dej starts yelling āGET UP, NO SLEEPINGā
- Kombinacija Äaj i Å”ipak..to je Å”iÄaj. { Newflash za obojicu nije Å”ipak nego je nar hvala i adio}
- Dej teases Å ime about drinking tea and eating pomegranate and asks does he think that Messi does that [lmao poor Messi let him live!!] and I cannot recall who said it but one of them said āHis pomegranate doesnāt grow, it WALKSā
- Also Å ime asked Dejan with whom was he in the room (when Å ime wasnāt there) and he answered I was alone, with who am I supposed to be?
- Å ime was watching a football match and they start talking about for how long theyāre gonna play and Dejan said heās gonna play until his legs fall off and Å ime added that heās going to play until his hips break (dok se kukovi ne odlome lmao iconic but not healthy)
- At the end of the live they said their goodbyes and our lovely oh so in love with his boyfriend Dejan says bye love, talk to you soonš£
Thatās it! I apologise if I forgot some things but I tried to fit everything into the post. Sorry for the waiting or potential mistakes, I have a lot of studying to do so I had to do this either at night or early in the morning. Special thank you to my two lovelies @living-lovren [wrote half of the sentences] and @loodalo [corrected some, added some and approved of the post. See Lusi weāre not betraying you]
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