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Epic live sentences part drei 🐣

-At the start of the live Dej says that his Internet connection is bad and then adds “Maybe I didn’t pay my bills now” tako je dejane dosta je bilo zajebavanja na naš račun

- After looking @ the comments he asks why people are hiding behind pages with his name {those are called fan pages Dejan okay? Okay}

- Someone asked Salah or Šime? He said that those are two different men and then started describing Šime (his gay showed) saying: “Šime is.. Šime is.. With what can I compare Šime? *smiles* I don’t know. Šime is a god. He is in his own world and I’m somehow fitting in this world inside him. And we just get along together. And he is an amazing guy.” {shout out to Petra I copied this from you}

-After slurring upon his own sentences his brother comments on the live “your sentences are well formed”

-Then he tries to invite/call Šime into the live but does not succeed

-Oxlade comments and asks who his favourite teammate is and Dejan answers “Mo and Ox, that’s my honest answer.”

- Invites Ox into the live [Alex’s ‘bratee’ is so cute, he’s such a cutie]

- Tries calling Šime again at which he accepts and enters the live

- Meanwhile Davor and Iamrockfilius keep talking in the comments lmao

- Šime couldn’t hear Dej well and here comes the Balkan swearing soul “jebem ti Internet više u pičku materinu” then says “no hearing needed, everything is already known” [ne treba se čuti sve se zna😏]

- “Who’s better, Šime or Salah? Well, those are two different men. It’s like comparing lamborghini and ferrari.”

- Shows the TV in his room and adds “Everyone should have huge tvs so we can stream our lives so everyone sees what we do in the bedroom even when we are asleep. ” (uhh okay Dej) and then says that it would be like a series of their ig lives

- What do you think about my hair? It grew nicely. Should I cut it again? *laughs* I’m joking, that was the mistake of the century . {we are glad you realised it let’s never do that again}

- Turns the camera towards the wall where chopped wood can be seen and says: “Look I bought 10 meters of wood.” at which Šime asks if he cut/chopped them himself

- Šime sends the smol chicken emoji and then adds did he start walking / did he arrive?

- How is the chicken raising going? Oh, I didn’t tell you, someone DMed me a photo of a live chicken. They are holding a live chicken and saying AJ LAJK.

- [talking about bad internet connection] “Ne radi? Kako ne radi? Jel do mene ili tebe? O jebem ti mater u pičku.” - It’s not working? How is it not working? Is it me or you? Oh fuck your mother in the pussy.

- Dej asked him if he got his rockf shirt and Šime says no he didn’t get it yet and Dej replies: “You didn’t? How? Matija you are fired. Do you hear me? You just got fired on instagram live in front of 10 000 people. ”

- Davor was also watching the live and then wrote in the comments IAMOTKAZ - IAMFIRED (cause Matija’s insta username is IAMROCKFILIUS)

-Šime was eating pomegranate when Dej called him, Dej couldn’t hear him well so Šime said he’s gona write it in the comments and he just wrote “I am eating pomegranate.”

- Somewhere near the end of the live Šime said he’s going to go & eat 2-3 more pomegranates and Dej was obviously shook because of that & he said 2-3 more?! Are you crazy? You will spend the whole night on the toilette.

- Dejan telling Šime about the Mo or Šime questions and Šime saying “To je šalah”. He literally made a pun because šala means joke it doesn’t make sense on English but it was amazing 10/10

- Šime telling Dej to quiet down because his dogs are asleep [shows the dogs] and Dej starts yelling “GET UP, NO SLEEPING”

- Kombinacija čaj i šipak..to je šičaj. { Newflash za obojicu nije šipak nego je nar hvala i adio}

- Dej teases Šime about drinking tea and eating pomegranate and asks does he think that Messi does that [lmao poor Messi let him live!!] and I cannot recall who said it but one of them said “His pomegranate doesn’t grow, it WALKS”

- Also Šime asked Dejan with whom was he in the room (when Šime wasn’t there) and he answered I was alone, with who am I supposed to be?

- Šime was watching a football match and they start talking about for how long they’re gonna play and Dejan said he’s gonna play until his legs fall off and Šime added that he’s going to play until his hips break (dok se kukovi ne odlome lmao iconic but not healthy)

- At the end of the live they said their goodbyes and our lovely oh so in love with his boyfriend Dejan says bye love, talk to you soon🐣

That’s it! I apologise if I forgot some things but I tried to fit everything into the post. Sorry for the waiting or potential mistakes, I have a lot of studying to do so I had to do this either at night or early in the morning. Special thank you to my two lovelies @living-lovren [wrote half of the sentences] and @loodalo [corrected some, added some and approved of the post. See Lusi we’re not betraying you]

\ additional tags: @toni1611 @mwrieke @dj–bagudina \

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via BVB Instagram 08.12.18