A Man Of Few Words

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Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

The Goa'uld about once a year probably:

Image description: a picture of Poe Dameron from Star Wars standing in front of a crowd of people. There's a caption that says "Somehow, Daniel Jackson's returned."

i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.

thinking abt this tweet again

Thanks, Anon!

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