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A girl who can never finish a glass of water 🤝 a dog who drinks more than the uncle who ruins Christmas

You don't feel like wearing your compression socks today?

That's fine,

But just think of how good your calves would look if you did.

I don't like every genre of music, but I'm pretty much okay with everything except hyper specific groups, bands, and songs

In a world of ableism, Lego Friends is showing their pride by creating disabled characters. Luna is a girl in a wheelchair who absolutely shreds it at the skate park. They also have an amputee who rides horses and a gardener with vitiligo.

I saw a girl who looked like me in a wheelchair and had to get her. I plan to customize her to look like me.

https://reviewed.usatoday.com/accessibility/features/lego-friends-sets-characters-kids-with-disabilities

I love hot boy moms who would kill me with their dark magic

Regina Mills | Rowena MacLeod | Agatha Harkness

"Honey, I know my mom can be a bit much but I wouldn't call her a monster-in-law."

"No, I called her a Mobster-in-law."

*hears fait bada-bing bada-booms coming from the kitchen*

600 strike except when Odysseus drops the Trident, it's the metal pipe sound effect.

@ask-and-i-answer a Disney wedding will be amazing!

hey bestie!!! loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you

A thrilling conversation with @shadie-cat

Does anybody else just want to cry when they see a math problem?

Like I don't care that Jorge has 20 watermelons or that he has to launch them to his friend Bianca on the fifth floor of their building. He can figure that out himself.