chronicallye

Latest Posts by chronicallye

Being in college is so weird. One day I'm a 1930's housewife and another I'm in a cemetery reciting poems about dead people.

If you see me shivering while eating ice cream, mind your own fucking business. I'm living life how I want to and not even God can stop me from making poor decisions.

I keep seeing this picture and all I want to say is I hope he lets Leon drive him around.

I will never thank my dad for anything; except for giving me the trauma to be the funniest person I know.

Being the funny friend is hard

I just realized that there's a part from In My Dreams that could flow right into Santa Fe.

I've seen flashes of fire, heard the echo of screams, but I still have faith in the truth of my dreams Santa Fe my old friend. I can't spend my whole life dreaming, though I know that's all I seem inclined to do.

I love watching gamers look at a part of a video game that is not supposed to be accessible (or one that becomes accessible later in the game) and then try to get in there. And when they do, they can't get out and panic or get angry. It's pure comedy.

HYDRATE OR DIE STRAIGHT, BITCHES

YALL SOME REMINDERS

DRINK FUCKING WATER

EAT FOOD (IT CAN BE SMALL, JUST EAT SOMETHING IF YOU HAVENT)

SLEEP AT LEAST 5 HOURS TONIGHT

DO AT LEAST ONE SELF CARE ITEM:

LIKE:

TRYING TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH

OR WASH YOUR FACE

BRUSH YOUR HAIR

CHANGE CLOTHES

SHOWER OR USE A BODY WIPE.

(BUT REMEMBER ITS SUPER FUCKIGN HARD TO DO THAT SO IF YOU CANT, THATS OK)

TRY TO LEAVE YOUR ROOM, AND WHEN YOU DO, TRY TO REMOVE AT LEAST ONE DISH OR PIECE OF GARBAGE WITH YOU

TAKE SOME DEEP BREATHS

ITS GONNA BE OK

IM PROUD OF YOU, NO MATTER WHAT YOU'RE ABLE TO DO

AND REMEMBER, ALL STEPS ARE SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF, EVEN IF IT FEELS LIKE NOTHING TO SOMEONE ELSE

YOU'RE DOING AMAZING

Service Dog Handlers, how do you respond when a child (or intrusive stranger) asks what service your dog provides?

No but imagine Luke Cage and Shuri meeting.

She's probably working on setting up one of the Wakandan outreach centers and he's just walking by and notices someone struggling to move something. Of course, bring the absolute gentleman that he is, he moves it with minimal effort. Shuri sees this sad, but strong, man and adopts him on the spot.

Currently wearing a Spirit Halloween corset because I don't have a lower back brace.

He is actually a deer

I completely agree with not messing with your dog when they're eating, BUT I still do it sometimes to make sure she won't snap or become defensive. If she gets something that could hurt her one day, I need to make sure I can take it away without the fear of her hurting me or anyone else.

I respect my dog's space and make sure she is comfortable, but I also need to know that she is safe.

Me and a friend were talking about smut books and they described one as 'homoerotic'.

But I heard Homer erotic.

So, naturally, I asked, 'What does Odysseus have to do with this?'

Listening to EPIC on shuffle is always a gamble. Just got Hold Them Down followed by Survive.

Listen up! If you buy women's pants/skirts, learn to sew! You can make pockets yourself and they can be big enough to hold a child if you so please.

A girl who can never finish a glass of water 🤝 a dog who drinks more than the uncle who ruins Christmas

If it's not edible, why can it fit in my mouth?

Why the fuck doesn't aloof doesn't mean silly goofy little guy???

service dogs cost 10-30k. its genuinely disgusting to act like its ablest to “fake” having a service dog when 90% its a homeless person trying to exist in public/someone low income. fucking gross

I don't think Service Dogs have to be trained by a professional trainer who you have to pay thousands to. I am currently owner training my own dog. The only reason I said that 'just because someone is disabled doesn't mean they have the right to fake a service dog' is because my dog was almost attacked by an untrained dog a wheelchair user had in a store. Not only is it illegal to have an aggressive service dog where I live, but it's very dangerous.

I'm not sure if I understand that second part, but no matter what the income is, a dog can still be trained. I don't think it's exactly 'ableist', but just inconsiderate towards real handlers who have put in the hundreds of hours of training to have public access rights, no matter what their status is.

This is her song

"I have book smarts"

"I have street smarts"

I have a hyper specific combination that allows me to kick your ass while explaining why the Trojan War could have actually been possible

If you get in my hitbox, be prepared to be hit.

Penelope and Odysseus remind me of Fergus and Elinor from Brave.

The power she holds in a room full of men and a husband that would kill for her is something I can't get enough of.

I'm an introvert until I get so nervous that I can't shut up and become an extrovert.

I love hot boy moms who would kill me with their dark magic

Regina Mills | Rowena MacLeod | Agatha Harkness

Currently going through Resident Evil scripts and found this one. These are just a few of the things in it.

The Airbnb that the EPIC cast stayed at in Ithaca will be a historical site among fans and I love that.