HYDRATE OR DIE STRAIGHT, BITCHES
EAT FOOD (IT CAN BE SMALL, JUST EAT SOMETHING IF YOU HAVENT)
SLEEP AT LEAST 5 HOURS TONIGHT
LIKE:
TRYING TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH
OR WASH YOUR FACE
BRUSH YOUR HAIR
CHANGE CLOTHES
SHOWER OR USE A BODY WIPE.
(BUT REMEMBER ITS SUPER FUCKIGN HARD TO DO THAT SO IF YOU CANT, THATS OK)
TRY TO LEAVE YOUR ROOM, AND WHEN YOU DO, TRY TO REMOVE AT LEAST ONE DISH OR PIECE OF GARBAGE WITH YOU
TAKE SOME DEEP BREATHS
ITS GONNA BE OK
IM PROUD OF YOU, NO MATTER WHAT YOU'RE ABLE TO DO
AND REMEMBER, ALL STEPS ARE SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF, EVEN IF IT FEELS LIKE NOTHING TO SOMEONE ELSE
YOU'RE DOING AMAZING
I freaking love this 😂
beep boop bones go crunch
I weeble and wobble and sometimes fall down.
If Brooklyn's Here was a person, it would be Steve Rogers.
I just want y'all to know that in 4th grade, a group of popular girls rejected me for some stupid reason, and I started running down the soccer field. My poor little body wasn't able to comprehend going fast and trying to look cool, so I fell over my own damn leg and fell on a rock fracturing my arm. But on the plus side, I was able to piss the girls off my not letting them sign my cast.
So if anyone hurts your feelings, hurt them even more then get pity attention from everyone else.
So I'm training a service dog, who is named after the Circe Saga, and I'm trying to use unique words and phrases as commands.
I'm looking for EPIC inspired commands for barking on command, laying her front half on my lap when I'm on a chair, retrieving items, and anything else you can think of.
Full speed ahead - walk forward
Come inside - go through a doorway
Away we go - get out of the car
Circe, go to your palace - go to her dog bed
I laughed way to hard at this
No, I don’t take constructive criticism.
I will never thank my dad for anything; except for giving me the trauma to be the funniest person I know.